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Is that... David Sacks on the (of course) far right in this Bold Italic puff piece? thebolditalic.com/we-rented-…

We rented a vintage San Francisco streetcar — then got trashed on it

You can play music, drink booze and party it up on San Francisco’s most iconic trolleys. Here’s how we did it.

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Oh N02! San Francisco might ban the sale of nitrous oxide in the latest nanny-state hippycrackdown. sfist.com/2026/02/25/sf-supe…

SF Supervisor Wants to Ban the Sale of Nitrous Oxide in San Francisco

It may be no laughing matter for Whip-It fans and Phish tour participants, as Supervisor Danny Sauter wants to ban the sale of nitrous oxide in San Francisco, in SF’s latest nanny-state hippycrackd...

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The Wait Is Ending! Bay Lights Will Officially Be Re-Lit on Friday, March 20 share.google/95dGDJP87sZpNt7…

The Wait Is Ending! Bay Lights Will Officially Be Re-Lit on Friday, March 20

Our three-year-long regional loss of the beloved Bay Lights is finally coming to an end, as the lights will be officially re-lit and razzle-dazzling the Bay Bridge again on Friday, March 20.

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@DougJBalloonJan 23
That five-year-old is no angel.
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@DougJBalloon24 Dec 2025
Are women ruining the workplace at CBS News?
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You better watch out, as Santacon is back on Saturday. But many SF bars are now actually rolling out the red carpet to welcome the Santas sfist.com/2025/12/10/the-san…

The SantaCon Red Tide Returns Saturday, But Dozens of SF Bars Now Actually Welcoming the Santas

You better watch out, as Santacon is back on Saturday. But many SF bars are actually rolling out the red carpet to welcome the Santas, a pretty remarkable culture shift for this jolly old event that...

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Hadas Gold
@Hadas_Gold1 Dec 2025
I’d love to see the texts behind the scenes getting everyone to post these types of messages
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@sama1 Dec 2025
David Sacks really understands AI and cares about the US leading in innovation. I am grateful we have him.
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The new 'Santacon' documentary with archival John Law footage is streaming this weekend! It's just $15 and you get it as a 48-hour rental sfist.com/2025/11/13/epic-ne…

Epic New Santacon Documentary Traces the Event's Rise and Fall, and It’s Streaming This Weekend

A new documentary details how Santacon evolved from a clever SF culture prank to a widely despised black-out-and-vomit nuisance event, and that feature documentary is streaming this weekend for $15.

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Polymarket
@Polymarket5 Nov 2025
🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Bill Ackman longest tweet of all-time by tomorrow? poly.market/cH6396O
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@lawindsor30 Oct 2025
most wives would be booting their men out of bed and to the couch for this... but that's not a great option for usha either
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Aaand SF has a new Drag Laureate sfist.com/2025/10/29/breakin…

Breaking: Per Sia Is San Francisco's New Drag Laureate

After D’Arcy Drollinger’s two-and-a-half year reign as the nation’s first ever Drag Laureate, the wig has been passed on to Per Sia, a staple of Drag Queen Story Hour and an afterschool arts program...

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Marke Boo.@supermarke28 Oct 2025
I'm so happy to report this update: Hilary Rivers is free! Drag queen snatched by ICE during Pride Month has been released with US asylum, read her exclusive interview with us and El Tecolote about her three-month ordeal: 48hills.org/2025/10/drag-que…
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"If there were a Mount Rushmore honoring the four San Franciscans who are most responsible for legal marijuana, Terrance Alan’s face would be on that Mount Rushmore." sfist.com/2025/10/20/castro-…

Castro Dispensary Owner and Legendary SF Cannabis Activist Terrance Alan Has Died

Former Cafe Flore owner Terrance Alan started as a member of the “gay weed mafia” that won medical marijuana legalization in 1996, and co-founded the SF Entertainment Commission, but the Flore...

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Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan17 Oct 2025
In our non-DEI meritocracy, Larry Ellison's son bought CBS so that Bari Weiss could then put her sister on air.
Prem Thakker@prem_thakker17 Oct 2025
Update: Suzy Weiss, sister of Bari, did appear on CBS today to talk about her new article in The Free Press. Second Free Press writer on CBS airwaves this week. Last week, Bari Weiss called this moment a “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity” for The Free Press "to help reshape" CBS.
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San Francisco has declared an honorary commemoration day with the word “Ass” in the title. sfist.com/2025/10/07/sf-boar…

SF Board of Supervisors Declares October 17 ‘Broke-Ass Stuart Day’ in San Francisco

It may not surprise you that the SF Board of Supervisors declared an honorary commemoration day with the word “Ass” in the title, but it might surprise you that they declared October 17 as “Broke-Ass...

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Legal cannabis promised generational wealth and righting the drug war's wrongs. Legalization did neither - but in San Francisco, a politically connected team figured out how to work a system intended for POC and stand to walk away with millions. by me 🗞️👇 sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti…

San Francisco’s first ‘equity’ weed store was an epic failure. City Hall insiders may still pocket...

A cannabis shop on San Francisco’s storied Haight Street had it all: prime real estate, star power, political clout and social justice. Then things got ugly.

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There’s a new type of fireball?
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I don't think a single fan of sports, music, or live entertainment in general would say tickets are underpriced.
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The CEO of Live Nation-Ticketmaster says that concert tickets are "underpriced" and have been "for a long time." He also believes there's plenty of room to raises prices.
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