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Technical Expert Shizzle

@ExpertShizzle

Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!

Joined February 2019
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Who still remember them all? door-flow-road from-awake-later rain-book-super? good-penny-bridge
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BREAKING NEWS: Apple is going to release this week 7 new products. On Tuesday we release █████ ██████████ ███████ ███ █████████ on Wednesday: ███████████ On Friday; ████ ███████ ████████████ ███████
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Today a customer cheered for me that I quote; “worked my way up from the Foxconn factory to the Apple Store”… 🥲
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Rumor has it that corporate AGAIN got a really generous Christmas gift this year…
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select my App Store search engine and download the Coca-Cola App Catalogue to get the Disney+ app to load up on MickeyCoins to purchase the latest Star Wars game. (3/3)
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and Siri voice (the EU mandated an open market for Siri voices in the amended 2026 Digital Markets Act). I go to the App Store, dismiss the cookie warning (2/3)
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It’s 2027. I set up my new iPhone. I insert my EU mandated replaceable compostable battery. I choose my default browser, phone dialer, Lock Screen, health app, NFC payment app (1/3)
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BLACK. FEMALE. GENIUS.@genionymous22 Dec 2023
This is my tenth Christmas in Apple retail and it is BY FAR the absolute worst one I’ve ever experienced. This entire holiday season can go suck a dick.
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Audiotest for connectivity issues on AirPods Pro is the next worst choice dev’s made….. “Do the issue persist without the AirPods” NOOOOOO OFCOURSE NOT FUCKING FOOL
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Pulled To Queue@PulledToQueue26 Nov 2023
Every iPhone 15 pro and pro max back glass opens like this…
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Today we stared wearing red…. It’s always funny to see your colleagues arriving in the wrong color and go onto the floor wearing their black jacket zipped to the top……
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steeve_mobs@MobsSteeve29 Sep 2023
Profile display transfers are seriously the stupidest repair procedures EVER implemented on iPhones !
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Creative Rants@Creative_Rants22 Sep 2023
Customer: Yeah, I’ve had iPhones for years since the first one. I’ll never switch! iPhone setup screen: Enter your Apple ID Customer: So what do I do here? Me:
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Thanks to @FRSwoes PEOPLE FILL THIS IN! tinyurl.com/apts2023
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FRS@FRSwoes19 Sep 2023
Without further ado, here is this years Pay Transparency Survey. Reminder: this data goes public immediately. Do not put anything in here that you don’t want everyone to see. tinyurl.com/ApplePTS
2023 Apple Pay Transparency Survey

2023 Apple Pay Transparency Survey

This survey is intended for US Apple Retail employees only. All data gathered here will be published publicly immediately after submitting. Demographic information is optional, but suggested to give...

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Creative Rants@Creative_Rants12 Sep 2023
Me telling newer Apple Store employees about the change from 30-Pin to Lightning like an old war vet #AppleEvent #iPhone15
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And there we are
LIANDR (@Liandrium) profile pictureLIANDR@Liandrium7 Sep 2023
Leaked images of the new iPhone straight from Foxconn plant.
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CreativeOnTheLedge@CreativeCracked28 Jun 2023
Replying to @AppleJuicer15
pulse is for suckers
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texpert 🧃@gotbizintros28 Jun 2023
Four Geniuses quit. “Over headcount” Lead Geniuses are taking appointments and have been relieved of their lead duties and are essentially floater GB specialists now. No longer using GB queue callback. Everyone gets marked here no matter what time it’s for.
⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸ (@LindaLominger) profile picture⫷  Linda Lominger  ⫸@LindaLominger27 Jun 2023
How many have quit, been fired, etc at your store and you're "still over headcount"? I think we're at about 12.
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Jon Erlichman
@JonErlichman29 Jun 2023
The iPhone was released this day in 2007. You may remember the hype. But there was also lots of skepticism. Here’s more on how it played out… 🧵
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