@ExpertsLie

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Joined July 2024
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Explain it to me like I'm 5,000 years old
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You'll never convince me a man as attractive as Lindsay Graham ever had to pay for penis
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JackClark1927@clark192712h
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It's at least a little surreal watching the singularity devour revenue production and stars from your childhood freaking out about it
Justine Bateman
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There is no Entertainment Business. It ended. What tries to cloak itself in this now is a Content Conveyor Belt Business. The layoffs are in that business. Because it is grounded in a disregard for both the filmmakers and the audiences, and was founded in greed.
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Gay Costanza
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Replying to @LarryOConnor
Faggot Midget Terrorist
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To my knowledge, my wife is not the progeny of either my dad nor my mom
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Does Logan Paul not realize Ali G is a bit? This seems retarded
yoxic
@yoxicsOct 21
Logan Paul showed Ali G a picture of his wife Nina Agdal 😭 "yeah she's alright.. It's not bad if you like that kind of thing. And she was born which gender?"
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She looks like Markie post
LOST
@TheLOSTworld_Oct 21
Evangeline Lilly, LOST and Ant-Man star, reveals she left Hollywood in 2020 due to health issues and her Christian faith. Lilly says her health has improved since leaving Hollywood, finding peace in her faith and trusting that “God has a plan for my life.” (via: @FoxNews_Flash)
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When I was 18 years old people called me Mark Beef
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Eating medical waste for lunch
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It’s gonna rain crazy style
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Hey uhhh War Department I think this boat is full of drugs
New York Post
@nypostOct 21
Amy Schumer shares swimsuit photos from Caribbean getaway nearly a year after 50-pound weight-loss reveal trib.al/wkbhvNI
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Bruh did you just fart? Could you do that again?
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remember how crazy it felt to see boobs in a movie as a kid
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One of my more schizo thoughts is that this war is fake. Like there aren't really 10s of thousands of casualties or whatever. We don't ever see any evidence for it. Maybe some grainy fpv drone videos from Telegram. No reporter embeds. No mass movements/memorials for the dead
Disclose.tv
@disclosetvOct 20
NOW - Trump: "I've helped Ukraine a lot, but it's now time for them to end this war and stop all those young people from being killed."
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The place is a CIA hotbed and the ostensible leader of Ukraine is an actor who played the president of Ukraine on a TV show. So faking a war in that context really doesn't seem that absurd to me. Russia could easily have its own incentives for the ruse too.
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Smoking on that shit that made Hellen Keller pretend to be deaf and blind
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He looks like the guy that rapped the humpty dance
Daily Mail
@DailyMailOct 19
Tim McGraw was joined by his family as he was formally inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame in Nashville, Tennessee trib.al/8KizDaD 🔗
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Dude he got cleated. Everyone knows Nike cleats cause blood clots. They teach kids the dangers of cleats and blood clots on day one of flag football. That’s why he has blood clots in his lungs. Because someone’s cleat made contact with his leg in a game of football.
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@1VeryChillDudeOct 20
Pitbull off leash inside Target
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