The “Godfather of Documentation”, who loves to pester everyone else for their documented record, hasn’t posted his since 4/12/26.
Joined April 2026
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I started this page to make Zylbert’s MLB record public knowledge in the absence of him doing so. I had no desire to track him long term and planned on calling it quits after the season.
After how much I’ve seen him touting his NFL record, I think I’m going to keep going.
Undocumented Zylbert retweeted
Can you also ask him to show you the totally real voided starting pitchers bet from April 12th of this year, that he claims he has but won't show even though I've offered to pay $850 for it, that coincidentally is about the same time the last updated his record. Thanks Paulie!
Who’s got it better than little guy @MattZylbert? If he wins, he can keep claiming he’s the best. If he loses, he can say it’s an extra curricular sport. The king of free roll does it again.
Today would be a great day for little guy @MattZylbert to post his 2026 MLB record and units for the first time since April 12th (207 days btw).
#chaseforhistory
Undocumented Zylbert retweeted
Guys in my #ChaseToHistory I have a play for tonight as I continue my greatness!
Jags -2.5 and O 32.5 which is a respectable -160 and falls in line with my typical -110ish bets.
We all know no one has my record of 65% winning so join my chase to being better than Walters!
Undocumented Zylbert retweeted
could you have drawn up a better way for the first -EV four leg Winsday parlay at -152 to lose than by the last leg hook?
Ok #Winsday™️ play is in. Amid another Win streak. And what is still a Perfect month of No-EV-ember.
Raptors/Nuggets Both Teams Alt Over 102.5
Lakers/Kings Both Teams Alt Over 103.5
Thats a parlay. Whole caboodle comes out to -152. Spare me "plus EV" nonsense. To Win 0.75 unit.
Undocumented Zylbert retweeted
Also funny how he has this as to win .75 units, often he will also do to win .5 units, but they will still count the same in his % record as his normal plays. I guess tracking units instead of win percentage is "pLLuS eEeVvv mAAAfffth".
The little guy loses again!! Good thing you parlayed 2 super juiced alt lines for a -152 parlay!
Keep sucking on it @MattZylbert
BoZ @FrankRambo99 does little boZ zylbert need a pro cappers license to bet like this!¡
Undocumented Zylbert retweeted
I just builded one at MGM. For -225. No way he got it at -152. More lies. 🤦♂️
Undocumented Zylbert retweeted
Called this a while ago. This is how he’ll inflate his wins and claim his win % is still intact because that’s all he cares about since he can hide behind it
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