My wife and I were discussing our wills. She said, "If I die first, I want you to get remarried. Don't be lonely." I said, "Okay, I will." She looked annoyed. "You'd get remarried that fast?" I said, "Well, I'd wait a respectable amount of time." She narrowed her eyes. "Would you let her live in our house?" "It's a great house," I said. "Why not?" "Would you let her drive my car?" "It's a new car," I said. "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" "No," I said. "She's left-handed." ...And that's how I got caught.