Getting Fable 5.2 to audit my commute and find a way to get me to the office from my flat in under 2 minutes.
Ben White is the case study for how thick English fans are. All in, he’s every “proper football” bloke’s dream. Played at every level, puts his body on the line, plays like an old school player bit of a shithouse. Keeps himself to himself. But because he has a tan people hate him
Ben White says England fans might not boo him if they knew the full story - but he won’t tell it telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
He’s not daft is he 🤣
Usman Khawaja to join Sky’s Ashes coverage next summer. Lined up to be on the commentary team for the first three Tests telegraph.co.uk/gift/d2b3356…
We’re littel fucken citeh n we don’t give a fuck if u relehgate us we’ll be there not given a fuck I’d do ought to be at League 2 n Maine Road 😝🤣 but also if we don’t win the PL for a couple years and play a bit shit we don’t accept that level of performance and we’re raging
Drinking in the stands is shit because it means you’re constantly having people walk past you to go and get drinks then come back.
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>I met my wife Lori when I was 17, she was 19 at the time, an older woman
He was groomed and the affair was a trauma response, but y'all are not ready for that conversation
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The really funny thing about City fans dressing as bananas in a weird show of defiance about their club being found guilty of the biggest cheating scandal English football has seen, is when they lose they are filmed standing there looking really angry while dressed as bananas.
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There’s no reason to treat Remembrance Day as “remembering all wars or maybe a loved one” as is the norm in multicultural Britain
The world wars were the crescendo of a world historic nation, the activation of every sinew of British strength and every ounce of British character.
It isn’t just a story of sacrifice in the abstract. It’s a personal sacrifice, that makes heroes of the chosen, that breathed a last gasp of life into the Leviathan for its final act of national defence and self determination.
Britain never really “returned” from the Wars. But it is the Britain that fought it that deserves remembrance, accompanied by the hope that even just a tenth of this Britain can be recovered, both in the spirit of the nation, and in the conduct of ordinary affairs.
Tomorrow, I’ll think of a titan. And the men that made it.
Why the hell would they review that? He was offside. They’ve just stopped the game and made us sit watching that for nothing? What a stupid process
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So Khawaja, a man of extraordinary principle, continued playing for 7 years without disclosing it and decided to do so and throw his former teammates into the fire pit when there was a substantial financial incentive to do so?
Australia used sandpaper to tamper with the ball in a Test match before the infamous Cape Town scandal in 2018, Usman Khawaja is to reveal.
@NHoultCricket reports on the revelations that could reopen one of cricket’s biggest cheating scandals ⬇️
telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2026…
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In his explosive remarks about Sandpapergate, Usman Khawaja says he was never interviewed by Cricket Australia about the incident srkl.in/6012BCmXxm
