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CEO @ Financial Asset Group.

Joined January 2020
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Jason Parser retweeted
I can guarantee you: you will never get another update on staking unless its to announce its cancelled and its being rolled into the reserve. Screenshot this.
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"Token needed!" For what? "To go to $link's Lab's reserve!" Watching Sergey continuously shit in his holders mouths and watching them continuously call it delicious will never not be funny to me.
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I'm really not trying to quote you multiple times but you're the top result by a factor of 10 when you search "$link dtcc"
$link Do you know what the DTCC is? Think bigger than swift, Anon below in the 4chan hopium knows. Then see my friend RTJ tweet below to bring it all together. Like Michael Burry said "i may be early but I'm not wrong". Some were earlier than others(bought ico) but all are right.
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Good news and bad news @bob4punk! The good news: Your "holy grail", the largest source of demand for $link you've been waiting on, is now live! The bad news: the price.
$Link Game over. For those just catching on… this is huge. So we got: SWIFT – sponsoring Chainlink’s expo. They handle 50+ million transactions a day and trillions in value. Euroclear – also sponsoring. They settle quadrillions yearly. And the holy grail of TradFi… DTCC – moving $7–10 trillion daily. Now we’re seeing “dtcc-testnet-andesite” right there in the code. This isn't theory or crumbs anymore....it’s happening!! This is the infrastructure of global finance quietly wiring itself into Chainlink..... I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Chainlink will change your life. The ROI here won’t just be compared to Bitcoin’s move it will eventually dwarf it. We’re talking about the backbone of global markets being rebuilt in real time......the scale is almost hard to comprehend. I am literally shaking right now....
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And now DTCC is live. Let me guess. There's ANOTHER reason $link won't see any demand from this. Right?
Replying to @chainlink
@Chainlink cult members will often say the current price action is bc the fairytale switch from going "in production" hasn't been flipped. But they've been in production for years. They can't seem to keep the lies straight...
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Brutal admission from the head of crypto research.
Don’t disagree with any of that. So the thing to monitor is whether the reserve continues to grow
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So Jared Kushner hired a hitman to kill Charlie Kirk.
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“Chainlink will enable banks” Chart. “The only crypto that matters is $LINK the rest is a scam” Chart. “You’re buying animal coins?” Chart. “Sergey is shaking the President’s hand” Chart. “Once they flip the switch” Chart. “Regulations take time” Chart. “It’s totally not a scam like Solana” Chart. “$1000 is FUD” Chart. “SWIFT and DTCC!” Chart. “Wow do you see who’s speaking at SmartCon?!” Chart. “Chainlink enables quadrillions” Chart. “I’m all in on Chainlink I know what I hold” Chart. “We have world class academics working on this” Chart. “Staking is paying me passively to hold Chainlink” Chart. “Payment Abstraction!” Chart. “The Chainlink Reserve!!” Chart. “So what if we never make any money, I TRUST Sergey who never mentions the token!!!” Imagine being a $LINK marine in 2027
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Jason Parser retweeted
I’m truly sick and tired of Chainlink’s marketing style. Year after year they keep talking about trillions and hundreds of trillions as if they actually have anything to do with it. But when I go check their actual on-chain fee revenue, I’m honestly shocked. They never talk about the $LINK token, yet they have a crowd of fanatics pushing conspiracy theories and endless optimism about $LINK just to lure in new retail investors. This is how they avoid legal risk while still pumping the $LINK token to retail without having to do it themselves. Everyone should be careful with this group and stay away from buying $LINK until Chainlink Labs becomes fully transparent about everything
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Jason Parser retweeted
Dear Secretary Bessent @SecScottBessent, My name is Everett Stern. In 2010 I was a compliance officer at @HSBC. From a back office in New Castle, Delaware, I watched billions of dollars move to drug cartels, sanctioned regimes, and terrorist organizations. The enemies of the United States. I documented it, I escalated it, and when the bank would not act, I took it to the @FBI, the @CIA, and eventually the @SECGov. The result was a $1.92 billion settlement. At the time, it was one of the largest in American history. It was also about five weeks of the bank’s profit. Not one banker was charged. Not one went to prison. I paid a different price. I lost my career, my savings, and my place in the industry I had trained for. I was blacklisted. Every door in American finance closed at once. I slept on a camping cot in a 300 square foot apartment because I could not afford a bed, and I waited tables at @PFChangs to eat. I tell you this not for sympathy, but so you understand that I know exactly what it costs to do the right thing in American finance, and exactly how little the system does in return. I made that sacrifice because I believed it would change something. Yesterday, your department fined @BankofAmerica $1.2 billion for failing to report more than $5 billion in suspicious transactions, some of it tied by your own findings to Chinese laundering networks, narcotics, and the southwest border, alongside 475 apparent sanctions violations touching Russia, Iran, and global terrorism. The bank admitted it willfully violated the Bank Secrecy Act. Fourteen years after HSBC. A bank with “America” in its name. And once again, not one individual charged. Secretary Bessent, I want to say plainly what I believe you already know. The fines are not working. A fine is paid by shareholders, absorbed by the balance sheet, and forgotten by the next earnings call. Bank of America reported earnings this morning. Nobody who set the alert thresholds, nobody who decided the 2024 cease and desist could wait, nobody who chose the backlog over the law will lose a single thing they value. Their lives are untouched. That is the entire reason the behavior repeats. This is money laundering. This is blood money. Money that reaches a cartel buys fentanyl that kills Americans. Money that reaches a terrorist organization buys the next attack. This country has fought a war on drugs and a war on terror for decades, at enormous cost in lives and treasure, and all the while we have allowed the financing to flow through institutions we charter and regulate. Cut off the money and we win. We have never seriously tried. There is also a question of equal justice that I cannot let go. Before I walked into the FBI building to report HSBC, I stopped in front of the Great Seal on the wall and read the words engraved beneath it: “Justice is the defense of our liberty.” I believed that. I still want to. But every day in this country, people go to prison for crimes that are nothing next to moving money for the people who want Americans dead. A suit, a title, and a corporate badge should not be a shield from the consequences that apply to everyone else. If a street dealer goes to prison for what he sells, the banker who moved the cartel’s money should be standing next to him. I also want to raise something that is rarely said in these conversations. Why has no one inside Bank of America come forward the way I did? The answer is that everyone in American banking knows what happened to me, and to the whistleblowers who came after. The last person who spoke up is the only policy anyone believes. That is a culture problem, and it starts with leadership, in the banks and in the agencies that regulate them. This is not a political issue. It has spanned administrations of both parties. It is a national security issue, and I am asking you to treat it as one. Three things would change the math overnight. Refer individuals for criminal prosecution. Not the analyst in the queue. The executives who set the thresholds and chose the risk. One banker in handcuffs would do more than every fine in Treasury’s history combined. End “too big to jail.” An institution cannot be too big to fail and too big to jail at the same time. If it is the first, it must be held to a higher standard, not a lower one. And if Bank of America will not act as America’s bank, review its charter. A national charter is a privilege granted on behalf of the American people. It should be conditioned on not moving money for the people trying to kill them. Secretary Bessent, you said yesterday that these actions send a clear message that even the biggest institutions are not above the law. With respect, the institution was never the problem. The people inside it are above the law, and they know it. Until that changes, I will keep writing letters like this one, and the next bank will keep paying the next fine. I gave up everything I had to stop this. I am asking you to use the power you have to finish it. Respectfully, Everett A. Stern HSBC Whistleblower Founder and Intelligence Director, Tactical Rabbit
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I wrote code. Now I face 45 years in prison because others misused it. Code that no one controls. Code that no one can change or shut down. Yet somehow, I’m being held responsible for what others chose to do with it.
I feel like the whole BoA money laundering thing should be talked about, but what's left to say? I spent a year in prison for not filling out a form around selling Bitcoin and got in trouble because someone two degrees separate from me allegedly used it to launder funds. The amount in question was around $30k. BoA launders $5b and has to give one fifth of it back to the government. No jail for anyone. This is America.
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Jason Parser retweeted
I feel like the whole BoA money laundering thing should be talked about, but what's left to say? I spent a year in prison for not filling out a form around selling Bitcoin and got in trouble because someone two degrees separate from me allegedly used it to launder funds. The amount in question was around $30k. BoA launders $5b and has to give one fifth of it back to the government. No jail for anyone. This is America.
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“The Chainlink Reserve? The token they dumped for 9 years??”
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Jason Parser retweeted
Working hard with the @imgn_ai stack to mod 10/10 into the sims
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Anthropic prohibiting being mean to the clanker is just another level of marketing. Endless marketing to make you think a computer program could maybe be alive. It's all so tiresome, but it's scary how many people seem to be open to the possibility that is alive.
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Any single person telling you to hold $LINK is a danger to your wealth. It is a shitcoin designed to siphon money from your pocket and transfer it to the founder $LINK on October 5, 2021 with a fraction of the “partnerships” and integrations: $27 $LINK today with “institutional adoption”: $14 You’re not holding anything that will guarantee you a slice of the global banking system. People much smarter than you with infinite resources have determined the token is not worth much at all, or they would’ve already beat you to the table. The same people that bought $ETH for $1 (hi there), and $BTC for $10, are not buying $LINK at $14 because they think it’s going to $1000. They’re not buying, the bankers aren’t buying, and $LINK is a digital debit card for Sergey and co. That’s why it’s $14 in 2026, almost a decade after ICO. Use your brain, you’re not early to this game.
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Jason Parser retweeted
They must really be scared of midterms they're ending H-1Bs for 3 months
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Close to changing my handle to Short Bessent Capital and going all in on the shit show that is the S&P 500. Chainlink is finished. It’s 80% off its all-time highs and these “banks” are staying away from $LINK despite their “pArTNerShiPs”. Bears won. But the TradFi markets… all-time highs on the index despite buffoons in charge. An out of control bond market. Consumers in the gutter. War and oil.
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Where'd all the bull posters go? $link
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