My mom fucked Shel Silverstein in 1971. Seriously. PRONOUNS: WE/THEM/BOYS
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News from our friends at @DecryptStudios! Josh Ostrovsky aka @FATJEW will host the inaugural @cryptiesawards at @ArtBasel Miami on November 30: businesswire.com/news/home/2… Read more about The Crypties here: decrypt.co/110671/web3-gets-…
SHAKESPEARE COULD NEVER WRITE SOME SHIT LIKE THIS *1,000 CHEFS KISSES*
Kondomless Klown King Tristan Thompson Kries Krocodile Tears To Khloé Over Infant Indiscretion, Apologizes For Rampant Raw Doggery bit.ly/3eVWnrD
BOSSIP UNDEFEATED
Hot Damn Joe, Here We Vote Again! Kandy-Korn-Kolored Disenfranchiser-In-Chief Donald Trump Dragged From White House By His Flimsy Faux Follicles As Adjudicatory Americans Bang The Gavel On His Raggedy-Ass Presidency
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Doing an interview with High Times Magazine at 4:20 on 4/20 in the month of 4/20 was seriously a fucking dream come true.
Josh Ostrovsky (@FATJEW) talks sex workers, dolphin tranquilizers, “dad weed” culture and much more in this lengthy interview. bit.ly/31diaUP
Nobody in NYC has gotten a manicure for months and cuticles are looking TRASH. So me and @drinkbabe built a socially distanced 'Rona-free mani truck, it's like a glory hole for your hands. It costs $0, find us soon in cities everywhere. (not you Florida, get your shit together)
.@ParisHilton We need to get you a Hazmat suit with JUICY bedazzled across the butt like, now
The Fat Jewish 🦩 retweeted
On today's episode of @bizcasualpod with @fatjew, Josh Ostrovsky takes us on a roller coaster ride of content, from selling his @drinkbabe wine brand to AB InBev to Mike Bloomberg’s meme campaign for the White House. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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JUST IN: The NFL has sold an official wine sponsorship to BABE, Anheuser-Busch’s wine in a can that was started by the @FATJEW.
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Paris Hilton and the Fat Jew announce "Bottle Service Apparel" for kids
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The iconic @FATJEW spills the tea on his new @Missguided campaign, championing canned wine and a sleepover with Madonna 🔥🚨 #babesofmissguided ow.ly/lYMB50mYH2Q
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For family , friends & fans
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I normally don’t post this kind of thing, but this video of a soldier’s dog seeing him for the first time in 3 years legitimately made me emotional.
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.@ParisHilton @djkhaled @FATJEW @emrata @haileybaldwin & @BrittanyFurlan explain how they turned online fame into real world empires. "American Meme" is now streaming.
Brooklyn Halloween Update: A 7 year old dressed as Rambo wielding a gluten free baguette for a gun knocked on a door for a treat, asked the woman her preferred pronouns (she/her), and got a GMO-free Cacao ball covered in raw Manuka honey, which he put in his sustainable tote bag.
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.@ParisHilton, @FATJEW, @BrittanyFurlan, Kirill Bichutsky, @DJKhaled, @HaileyBaldwin and @emrata star in doc 'The American Meme' — hitting @Netflix in December 2018 thr.cm/VnD6y1