Failed Astronauts

I miss playing music so much.

All the sad emo kids from high school are adults now. Some got married, some have kids and some are just out there being adults. I hope you’re all doing alright with your mental health. It’s ok if you still don’t know what you’re doing.

The best nights were spent on the front porch with the homies.

Ben is moving to South Carolina Our last show is May 29th at Musica in Akron. 7pm $5

Come on out to the gig please and thank you.

facebook.com/events/16016071… This show is tomorrow with Delta Sleep. Let’s see if I can get more than one like on this post. If so, you’ll have beaten Facebook.

Shit dawg, we playing with my favorite band @deltasleep

Locked in the lyrics for 2 more songs. Just need to track vocals and lead guitar and then we will be on to mixing!

Remember, (most) promoters don’t have your best interests in mind. They have THEIR best interests in mind. They don’t care if you suceeed they care about ticket sales. (This isn’t a bad thing though. They should want to succeed too.)

Write fast music and live a slow life.

We are transitioning into a dad rock band. This is the album art for the new record. Our new single is called “When I was your age”.

What songs from Brick Thrower should we keep in the set list?

While swinging around in the new Spider-Man game, I out loud went “WEE!”

30 seconds into Hive and I’m like “yup, @grievanceclub is best band” open.spotify.com/album/3J0HS…

We are having trouble naming songs on our new EP. So far we have “Classic Trades at Saint Sebastian” and “Chris Gnarly”. Submit your titles below.

Is it in bad taste to name a song Chris Gnarly?

Pretty sure we finished writing the new EP. just saying...

Can you say 3peat? Because @CrucibleRadio can. Thanks for playing us again. 🦅🦆/☠️/👨🏻‍🍳