🎵The best part about being Fernando is the prerogative to hear some little drums🎵

One thing you don’t think about is eventually you have to make your mii bald. I feel bad it’s not his fault.

I already defeated my wife in week 1 of fantasy what’s the point of doing more.

Your Soldier Field Kanye concert insta story doesn’t hit the same in 2026, you are 30 and stuck in the past!!

Whenever someone suggests rooftop drinks my brain just instantly replaces it with dive bar patio.

Taco Bell’s Canon

Stop giving me news alerts about the deep tunnel being full, what am I supposed to do about it, mine a new quarry?

Right now there are men in smoke-filled rooms deciding if the boundaries of the post-US midwestern superstate is based on the great lakes watershed or the original big 10

My main concern about the Ann Sather’s closing is where will all the old people who play cards there go now?

How do the snowboarders not take fall damage, is it just the slope?

Just had a revolutionary idea, Italian Beef Hot Pot. Someone in Chicago has to start offering this.

Guess they’re not really bout that life huh?

I hope everyone left a Matcha out for the IceMan last night

No no no don’t just take a selfie, let me take an underexposed picture with my new camera I don’t know how to use properly

Listen I don’t want to miss out on any of those class action settlement payouts, but surely there’s a better solution than someone I’ve never heard of sending me an email asking me to log into my Venmo