Living like this is a full-time job. (Not a bad person!)

Heaven
Joined July 2019
"How big are your tits?" #DepartmentS #JasonKing
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I'm not a bad person!
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"I'd like to have an argument!" NN Motherf**kers, NN 👋
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Take me for a ride, Niki!
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Bernard, a keen bird watcher studied in amazement at the rare Peruvian Rhinoceros Vulture take to sky after gorging on the carcass of the Blue Whale. Sadly, he failed to notice the birds bowel movement from 200 feet above him. His wife survived
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Cunning plan, Baldrick! 👏👏
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Hi, I'm one of the new pit crew, I use these to jack up the race cars ga ga ga ga 🏎️ 👙💨
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“I’m making suggestions for new flavours for Vaseline, I must be getting better now the MGB has gone.”
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"Do you make candles too?"
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Kevin McCloud's Classic Car Road Trips? Nope!
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"Here da, Camilla is thinking about going in to the candle business!"
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Good Morning... 2/2 #SimcaRallye3 #MatraSimcaRancho
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Imp, Hillman Imp... Reserved.
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Today's Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses
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"Do you miss your MGB, Eric?"
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"Jump ya cnut!"
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Maybe just scrap it? ebay.co.uk/itm/227582721897?…
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I put mine forward to 2029 and Burnhams gone mister! Reform UK are in power mister! ga ga ga ga ga ga ga
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Replying to @FFSJasonKing
Good One Mister! Ahead of your time you are! 🤭👍🏻
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Replying to @FFSJasonKing
Hi Nikki, I hear your pretty hot stuff!
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