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going to the thrift store and touching my face a bunch and rubbing my eyes really hard
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(waking up from a 20 year coma) at least i can go back to watching my favorite show, Ed Edd & Eddy, on the TV
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Washed entertainers going to Right Wing Grifting is like a wide receiver going to the Tennessee Titans. Just sad as hell
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Love my mom but I already know there’s some bullshit under that tree with my name on it this year. Hard to beat the night vision goggles from last year but I know she has it in her
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These Subway footlong commercials gotta stop, all u hear is "5 Dallar Footlong " that is a super #PAUSE
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“So the tailor comes out and he holding the widest jeans I ever seen, I look him dead in the eye and say ‘Wider.’”





















