@FKQ

24 6’2 corporate dude, top 200 every game

 nyc
Joined June 2009
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nab@FKQMay 17
double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime
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i wish i was perfect but then i’d have nothing left to live for
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you gotta turn into the monkey from Toy Story monitoring who interacts with your posts just to figure out who misses you or secretly likes you
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for my mental health i’m good off that.
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you know where to find me
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people be viewing my tweets and not liking it like that’s why your ex left
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it’s silly i’m only ever happy when im alone
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there’s something beautiful about knowing we’ll never meet again. a whole world of unfamiliar faces, new personalities, and lives we haven’t touched yet. i think i’d go insane if i knew i’d already met everyone i was meant to meet
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love pda
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me when i found out what asl meant
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bon appetit
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when you’re sitting in a parking lot listening to cocteau twins and it suddenly hits you that none of the love was real
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the whole lower east side can have you and i mean that
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if you put on lucy bedroque i’ll think you’re cool
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told someone i shave my arms they looked at me funny 😭
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i’m upset i can’t go to texas. stakeholders n vp chose the worst time to see my project :/
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when she’s ghosting me but her friend keeps asking when our next date is
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nothing matters more than winning in the end
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what am i supposed to say when a friend asks if his girlfriend is bad 😭
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like they’re seeking approval lmao
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