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Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something." - Jim Gaffigan
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Gyms are always packed. The only machine available is the one that simulates the gynecological exam. You know, the Sharon Stone machine. - Jim Gaffigan
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You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink! - Jim Gaffigan
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You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out." = Jim Gaffigan
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It's strange how interesting your dreams are, but when someone tries to tell you their dream you're just like "WHATEVER! Why don't you send me an e-mail so I can delete it?" - Jim Gaffigan
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Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee. - Jim Gaffigan
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I am a guy who talks about bacon and escalators. - Jim Gaffigan
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Life is a little easier for attractive people. Think about it: if a stranger smiles at you and they’re attractive, you think, ‘Oh, they’re nice,’ but if a stranger’s ugly, you’re like, ‘What do they want? Get away from me, weirdo. - Jim Gaffigan
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I realize I look very hip hop but I'm really more emo with a definite Brazilian flavor. - Jim Gaffigan
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How about those people who don't need sleep? What are they called again? Successful? What a bunch of dicks they are. - Jim Gaffigan
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I recently bought extreme chunky peanut butter. I opened it up.. .it was just peanuts. Wow that is extreme! - Jim Gaffigan
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I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!' = Jim Gaffigan
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You can never look that tough in glasses. ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." - Jim Gaffigan
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Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community. - Jim Gaffigan
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There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea. - Jim Gaffigan
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I like to think of bread as really bland cake. - Jim Gaffigan
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You think Jesus ever tried to talk God out of some of that stuff? 'Instead of that whole crucifixion, how about we do a big fundraiser!' - Jim Gaffigan
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Smiling babies should actually be categorized by the pharmaceutical industry as a powerful antidepressant. - Jim Gaffigan
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It's amazing how email has changed our lives. You ever get a handwritten letter in the mail today? 'What the? Has someone been kidnapped?' = Jim Gaffigan
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