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Effno Montreal

@FNoMTL

Oh no. They’re kicking Youppi out of the ball game! #localjokesgetlocalwork

 Montréal, Québec
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Joined April 2018
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Just stating for the record that Posting is Art.
Mark Carney (@MarkJCarney) profile pictureMark Carney
@MarkJCarneyNov 5
In Budget 2026, we’re backing the Canadian artists who tell our stories. That means if you’re a Canadian artist, you won’t pay tax on up to $45,000 of income derived from your creative work.
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CTV Montreal (@CTVMontreal) profile pictureCTV Montreal
@CTVMontrealNov 4
Quebec to launch diplomatic offensive in U.S. after midterms, premier says ctvnews.ca/montreal/politics…
Quebec to launch diplomatic offensive in U.S. after midterms, premier says

Quebec to launch diplomatic offensive in U.S. after midterms, premier says

Quebec Premier Paul St-Pierre Plamondon says his government will launch a diplomatic offensive south of the border following the U.S. midterm elections.

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kino_maniac (@Liza_Shumska) profile picture
kino_maniac@Liza_ShumskaOct 31
Sul sul!
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Once again, I am asking scientists to develop a drug that approximates the feeling of petting a cute dog in the park.
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Can someone please show El*n 'Who's On First?' to see how he reacts?
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Manveer Singh@manveerssihotaOct 30
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Justin Morissette 👊🏻 (@JustinMoris) profile pictureJustin Morissette 👊🏻@JustinMorisOct 20
I hate Canadian Halloween, what do you mean you’re Jagmeet Singh’s suspicious red duffle bag
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He's tweeting from the boat spa.
Mark Carney (@MarkJCarney) profile pictureMark Carney
@MarkJCarneyOct 30
Good morning, Montréal.
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Computers used to 'boot up.' Printers took so long you could have lunch waiting for one document. Internet connection and upload/download was painstakingly slow. Elder millennials and Gen X know. Where is all that extra time now? Not leisure.
The Lefty Canadian Radical 🇵🇸 (@Tori_TLCR) profile pictureThe Lefty Canadian Radical 🇵🇸@Tori_TLCROct 29
If AI was going to liberate the working class, computers would have already done so. Between the late 1970's and 2019, worker productivity in Canada grew 60%. Did you get 60% fewer work hours with the same quality of life? No. AI won't liberate you under capitalism either.
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Anyone who's ever been (openly) efficient knows the reward for doing work is more work.
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And another one. teapaw.org/MarkJCarney/status/211…
Effno Montreal (@FNoMTL) profile pictureEffno Montreal@FNoMTLOct 27
Someone at the cafe mentioned they were stressed about 'the election,' and we genuinely didn't know if they meant Toronto today, B.C. two days ago, Quebec a few weeks ago, or somewhere like Brazil or Serbia. (They meant the upcoming US midterms.) #mtlmoments
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What if the Eurovision vote is just Carney doing a nationwide phishing scam security check.
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Lukas Battle@lukasbattleOct 27
After everything we've been through I can't believe we haven't survived ONE Heated Rivalry Halloween yet...it's just been brewing under the surface all this time like a volcano ready to destroy a small unsuspecting Italian village
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Someone at the cafe mentioned they were stressed about 'the election,' and we genuinely didn't know if they meant Toronto today, B.C. two days ago, Quebec a few weeks ago, or somewhere like Brazil or Serbia. (They meant the upcoming US midterms.) #mtlmoments
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(Diversity is strength but often requires additional context.)
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Ngl I couldn't have told you whether it was behind scaffolding or, if I stood in front of it, I couldn't have told you whether it had been there for a day or a decade. At a certain point, in a Montreal life, everything is under construction forever, so you stop seeing it.
CTV Montreal (@CTVMontreal) profile pictureCTV Montreal
@CTVMontrealOct 26
Notre-Dame Basilica’s facade revealed after 10 years behind scaffolding ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/…
Notre-Dame Basilica’s facade revealed after 10 years behind scaffolding

Notre-Dame Basilica’s facade revealed after 10 years behind scaffolding

After a decade hidden behind scaffolding, the front facade of Montreal's iconic Notre-Dame Basilica has been fully restored.

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hiv lovecraft@hyperfleshOct 24
decided that I don’t need to tip 15% at the fancy bakery that took a loaf out of the counter and handed it to me in a paper bag
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The content farm accounts are embracing AI. Who could have predicted it? Anyway, enjoy your time it's Montreal's beloved Cultural Remnant and a Caffe Italia that isn't in Mile End and does not look like that. #mtlmoments
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Don't think they got a single one right, in description or image. Like, that is not Ruelle Drolet (which is a funny ruelle to single out), that is an approximation of a plateau alley behind a row of restaurants that's full of grease vats and rats.
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How could they be expected to identify the location or look of Caffe Italia, anyway? It's not like they posted a photo of its iconic sign, in Little Italy, just before this roundup. Anyway, welcome to the future of tourism!
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Brandon Shiller and Jeremy Kornbluth always at the scene of the crime
Montreal Gazette (@mtlgazette) profile pictureMontreal Gazette
@mtlgazetteOct 23
Real estate investors evicted tenant in bad faith, court rules, ordering $25,000 payout montrealgazette.com/news/rea…
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