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I weaponize my vocal cords for digital chaos and schedule dog FaceTimes like a responsible adult....

Florida, USA
Joined November 2017
True story… my hippo of a dog named Lasky almost killed me… he’s too heavy for me to move… and he put his arm on my jugular and laid full weight on me.. I couldn’t breathe and my dad had to pull him off… talk about loving me to death… literally.
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We have an announcement: O.o
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WEEKEND PLANS: 1. Avoid People 2. Stay Home with Dog. 3. If required to leave house, bring dog.
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Please head over to the YouTube to make a vote from my posts tab. YouTube.com/@fotus Direct Post: youtube.com/post/Ugkxx_myGpY… Thanks!!
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I saw two dogs spend hours chasing their tails around in circles. I thought they were stupid for being so easily entertained. Then I realized I'd spent hours watching them.
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I do miss her. Maybe soon I’ll see her again! Nov 2024.
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BREAKING: Respected Pack Leader Exposed in Stuffie-Gate. Sources Say Mr. Beef Has Been a Very Good Boy This Entire Time. 😂❤️
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Mr. Lee: “Father, I need to disclose something.” Dad: “What is it, Liam?” Mr. Lee: “The brain cell is not currently in my possession.” Dad: “Who has it?” Mr. Lee: “We believe Appa had it Tuesday.” Dad: “And?” Mr. Lee: “He barked at it. We haven't seen it since.” 😭😭😭
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Training a dog isn't just teaching him to understand your language. It's taking the time to learn his, too.
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Everyone: “Your dogs are not your children.” Me: “Yes they are… I hatched them myself.”
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