You don’t know me. I’m ok with that.
Your Mom’s House
Joined August 2020
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“Hate the sin not the sinner.”
Yeah, but what if they’re a bunch of devil worshipping, goat fucking, pedo followers?
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Think of all the time and money we could save if we gave prisoners access to Canada’s MAID program.
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Looks like the left doesn’t want Muslims in the FBI
FBI Director Kash Patel on Tuesday defended his agency's decision to lower its hiring standards, after he faced a barrage of questions from incredulous lawmakers who demanded to know why engaging in acts of bestiality is no longer an automatic disqualifier for employment. cbsn.ws/4h93cWC
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All I said is I know why my wife’s 5’4” 350 lb friend has back problems and now I’m the asshole.
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It’s Father’s Day.
The only acceptable music today is sea shanties and technical thrash metal. 🤘
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It’s Father’s Day.
I can spend 5 hours smoking a chicken and getting piss drunk if I want to. Feel free to join me, but don’t expect me to pay attention to you.
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I may not be famous, but I know of couches I can sleep on in 10 states with no questions asked.
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The probability of me going to a party at the house of my wife’s friend from work is directly related to the number of dogs that friend has.
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