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Congrats to the Top 8 of Share Stock #67!
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BREAKING: An armed Kelly Clarkson has taken Grimace hostage at a New York McDonalds and is threatening to "paint the whole place purple" if they don't sell her the broken ice cream machine.
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Hush little baby don’t say a word
Kelly Clarksons gonna buy you a mocking bird
And if that mocking birds not for sale
Kelly Clarksons gonna unleash some hell
JUDGE JUDY: So this is about a bird?
KELLY CLARKSON: It was an automata.
JUDY: Amma wamma what?
CLARKSON: It's like a bird that moves on its own.
STORE OWNER: Like a robot bird.
JUDGE JUDY: Did I say you can talk yet? Go on sweetheart.
CLARKSON: It had a sign.
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There is no counterplay, Palu is broken
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Maryland, courtesy of @FaastSSBU, requirements: 3 Maryland events in the past 6 months and US must be your most played country and MD must be your most played state
My Maryland player highlight for September 2026 goes to Dae!!
October character top 100s are coming out soon, so check my pinned tweet for info on correcting character/tag info. Do it ASAP so you don't forget!!
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CONGRATS to the Fall 2026 MDVA Arcadian top 8!! It was a real pleasure to host at @UnionBrewing for the first time! Pics in reply 📸 👇
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