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Madagascar
Joined September 2019
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me on my way to my .25 cent flight
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Replying to @mazemaize
Is that a fucking geekbar tip...
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Replying to @c0wgirlonline
Somebody tell the horse it can’t park there
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We DO NOT throw perfectly good food away in this house. We put leftovers in a Tupperware & let it go bad, THEN throw it out!
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me w my skinny ass lemur tail
Allow me to express some of my brainrot today, with this scenario 🧵
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A reminder of which celebrities support Israel and should be unfollowed, a MUCH needed thread 🧵 1) Kylie Jenner
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We are so powerless in the face of all that Palestine 🇵🇸 and its people are going through, we see all these videos and images in front of our eyes but we can do nothing more, please don't hesitate to retweet and share as many times as you can regarding the situation in Palestine, it's about Genocide! You don't need to understand first to know that men, women, children and babies are being killed by the hundreds every day while the rest of the world continues to live a peaceful life. It's either you put up with it or you're complicit !!! #Rafah
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
This Ice skating couple were siblings, were married, and later divorced
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little man keeps getting zooted, bless him 🍃😭🥺
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me if i was elliot page in the hit movie hard candy but patrick wilson was a pastor
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i have hate in my heart
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a BIG juicy package , if you care .
Unfortunately i cannot kill myself. i have a package comign
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me w king julian when..
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this one will go down as a classic
what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
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Replying to @redvawx
me writing my senior thesis on gay bathroom sex
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Replying to @raynefq
me watching juno after my lobotomy… this guy is a CREEP!
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julie i’ll be honest morty’s about to kill himself
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Burger king foot lettuce
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