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Joined August 2025
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Look at these fucking CLOWNS. Not even 14 hours later Faber was cleared for on ice activities again. @jamiemclennan29 making up sources and "whispers", are all Canadians this moronic these days? Please leave the traumatic brain injury analysis to Dr @robpizzola
Brock Faber may be out for the season?
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In the last 24 hours the Timberwolves lost ANT due to injury, and Bill Guerin pretty much confirmed that Quinn Hughes isn't resigning with the Wild. Looking forward to the 40-0 loss the Vikings will suffer this weekend in Detroit. PAIN
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I saw @PatMcAfeeShow at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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NFC power rankings: 1. Minnesota 2. Seattle 3. Niners Power gap 4. Bears 5. Rams 6. Lions 7-15 Irrelevant as they are all drawing dead for NFC champ.
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As a hater of most politicians on both sides. The Vivek meltdown has truly been a treat to watch. The only supporters he has left is @MikeVivian and @KirkEvans0 , poor bastards. It won’t top the Larry Craig meltdown, but it’s pretty close.
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Trash org tbh.
#Packers HC Matt LaFleur on RB Josh Jacobs’ return: “I think a lot of times you get in a situation where you might not make the right decision. I think people learn from their mistakes. He’s extremely remorseful. I do believe he is a good person. I’ve been around him quite a bit. I believe in second chances.”
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Anthony Edwards said a Heat bench player was chirping: "I think it kind of crunk me up. He was talking pretty crazy. When I start talking to him, he didn’t really have too much more to say. I don’t really like that. If you gonna talk shit, keep talking shit. Don’t get quiet."
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boz¡¡¡ @spurs_muse wanted the smoke and got it. No wonder @MattZylbert is such a spurs fan.
code SPURSMUSE is now live! $1000 deposit match until Sunday if you haven't signed up on Speed Survivor! #knicksin5
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Mike and Cantu make Seattle their top pick. Woodley takes the Chiefs, and the Vikings argument ends with money on the line. Mike Matusow, Phil Hellmuth, Brandon Cantu, and David Woodley are back together for Episode 44 of the Fade Us Sports Podcast, breaking down NFL Week 7 picks, Survivor losses, and another round of group-chat disputes. Mike calls Seattle his second “guarantee” of the year, with Cantu and Phil backing the Seahawks while Woodley sides with Kansas City. Phil and Mike both like Chicago against New England; Cantu and Woodley prefer the Patriots. Woodley and Phil back Minnesota against Indianapolis, but Mike takes the Colts and bets against the Vikings' scoring expectations. Also in this episode: • Cantu's second pick is Green Bay getting points against Detroit. Phil likes it; Mike and Woodley take the Lions. • Woodley makes Houston his second pick against the Giants, and all four support the Texans. • Woodley's J.J. McCarthy rant meets Mike's defense of the quarterback. • The crew revisits Washington's down-and-distance confusion and Dan Quinn's decisions. • Phil says he spent $150,000 on Survivor contests, explains what he still has left, and discusses entering again. • The Splash Sports revival pool gives the crew another Survivor topic to debate. Thanks to Splash Sports for supporting the show.
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Knicks in 5, bitch.
Let’s review this. You cold-emailed me about a gambling partnership, insinuated my audience as degenerates. I responded back and told you how I felt about that. You then are immature enough to air out that email on the timeline when it’s VERY easy for me to do the same and you think this makes *me* look bad?
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Knicks in 5, bitch. @spurs_muse
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The biggest fucking losers on planet earth are still trying to participate in cancel culture in 2026 over the most harmless of “offenses”
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***REDACTED POLITICS*** ***OFFICIAL ENDORSEMENT*** IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO, PLEASE CONSIDER VOTING AMY ACTON FOR GOVERNOR. HER OPPONENT, VIVEK RAMMAMAJHASWAMAMY IS A UNIQUELY VILE AND DISGUSTING BAD ACTOR WHO SHOULD BE NOWHERE NEAR POLITICS OR PUBLIC LIFE IN GENERAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! #OHGOV #OHIOGOVERNOR
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Ranking every @MattZylbert controversy in 2026. Any changes: @whenyoudipwedip @CliveBixby41 @FrankRambo99 ?
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“There was one second left Tone, I’m sure I can even get a note from my doctor” Fuck Notre Dame!
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Congrats to Florida on the dub over Arch “slump buster” Manning.
🤖 Made with AI
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Mark Rosen going viral on the timeline. What a time to be alive.
This is why I don’t take my dad out for lunch
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BINGO
JEFF NADU IS ALL BARK AND NO BITE HE CHALLENGED ME TO A 5 GRAND PICK OFF AND HAS BEEN MIA EVER SINCE HE REMINDS ME OF A FRENCH POODLE
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You gotta bench Darnold at this point.
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