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π—•π—’π—’π— π—˜π—₯π—”π—‘π—š.

@FailedPitcher

γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€We should be π—₯π—¨π—‘π—‘π—œπ—‘π—š this town!γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ Thinking big, taking what's 𝗒𝗨π—₯𝗦!

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γ…€ γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ π—¦π—§π—œπ—Ÿπ—Ÿ THINK YOU CAN'T γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ TRUST YOUR OLD π—£π—”π—Ÿ, γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ π—•π—’π—’π— π—˜π—₯π—”π—‘π—š? γ…€γ…€γ…€ γ€Œ #MARVELRP | #π‘»π’“π’Šπ’—π’Šπ’‚π’ 」 γ…€
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π—•π—’π—’π— π—˜π—₯π—”π—‘π—š. (@FailedPitcher) profile pictureπ—•π—’π—’π— π—˜π—₯π—”π—‘π—š.@FailedPitcherOct 20
γ…€ γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ I've worn a π—Ήπ—Όπ˜ of γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ hats in my day. γ…€γ…€ γ…€π— π—Όπ˜€π˜ of them have had γ…€γ…€γ…€ boomerangs on them. γ…€
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"Well, uh, if you remember when Kingpin put a bounty on me... there was a shootout there. My roommate almost got killed! It was really crazy."
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 30
β€œLemme guess, you caused a bar fight after clocking Electro in the head accidentally, blaming it on Stilt Man, but because it’s all on camera the bar keep said you gotta go, but kept your secret. That or it had something to do with me.”
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"Yeah, but it's / your / first time hearing it! Actually, maybe a lot of people's. I'm not really allowed there anymore."
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 30
β€œI’m sure you’ve shared that story with all the patrons at the Bar with No Name, bud.”
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"...You know what? I'm just gonna take it. I beat Bullseye once, you know! Well, it was a cyborg copy of him, but..."
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 30
β€œBuddy… you mean to tell me… your boomerangs, your damn namesake, don’t act like boomerangs? That makes you Bullseye with bad aim and less issues.”
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"Wait, why are they boomerangs if I don't make them come back to me? God damn it."
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"Did I revisit my old roommate looking to have him do something highly illegal with me, get mad when he said no, and end up stealing his crock-pot? Uhh... no?"
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"Alright, I've made a Moneyrrang which spits out dollar bills on impact. It'll work on a bunch of idiots!"
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I totally need to introduce Spidey to my old roommate Peter at some point. They both seem nerdy enough to be good friends.
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|| I am the crime lord
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 28
Replying to @TinglingSensess
ZooStation.xn--8ci also give us more crime lords for @crimeskingpin to blind with his bald ass head like Mister Negative or Hammerhead
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"I don't wanna talk about it..."
π—¦π—£π—œπ——π—˜π—₯-𝗠𝗔𝗑. (@Websational) profile pictureπ—¦π—£π—œπ——π—˜π—₯-𝗠𝗔𝗑.@WebsationalOct 26
β€œHermie made you the fall guy, huh?”
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Take your time!
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 26
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Sometimes I throw boomerangs into oncoming traffic.
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Thankfully I brought my Flockarrang to destroy them! Thanks for the endorsement, Spidey!
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 25
First order of business now that I’m backβ€” figure out where these flock cameras are coming from and dismantle them. I won’t let my city become 1984. Then? Find Yuri, make sure her head’s right after that mess with Harry.
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Throwing razorangs at a vault padlock like he's making it rain money. It's not doing well to break it and automatically crack the door open as he planned. "I really should've brought a shatterang..."
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Go to Gotham or something, dude.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘ (@SCOURGEOFCRIME) profile picture𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘@SCOURGEOFCRIMEOct 22
No.
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You don't have anything better to do?
𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘ (@SCOURGEOFCRIME) profile picture𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘@SCOURGEOFCRIMEOct 22
Replying to @SCOURGEOFCRIME @PSIVEDIAM
@FailedPitcher count your days.
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So, that's how I ended up here on a dumpster with a giant burn. Definitely still Sinister Six material, though.
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"Dodge this Anti-Spiderrang."
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 21
β€œNever stop being you, buddy. This is the kind of dumb nonsense I live for in my ragtag band of regulars.”
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"So, I came up with a boomerang-rang. You throw it and it comes back to you. You're not gonna believe why it didn't work out."
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"Yelling is loud! It gets attention!"
π™ˆπ˜Όπ˜Ώπ˜Όπ™ˆπ™€ π™ˆπ˜Όπ™Žπ™Œπ™π™€ .ᐟ (@hergoldmask) profile pictureπ™ˆπ˜Όπ˜Ώπ˜Όπ™ˆπ™€ π™ˆπ˜Όπ™Žπ™Œπ™π™€ .ᐟ@hergoldmaskOct 21
γ…€ β€œ You're the one who decided to stand here and argue with me. ” γ…€
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Accomplishing becoming the biggest supervillain around! You wouldn't get my struggle.
― ⌜ 𝐙 ⌟ ― (@HouseOfZemo) profile picture― ⌜ 𝐙 ⌟ ―@HouseOfZemoOct 21
And what does that entail to? Accomplishing something?
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