The number of times my mother calls me to do things for her makes it so hard to believe she's not obsessed with me.
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My neighbour no longer tells me to wear my shoes inside, probably because they've noticed how uncomfortable I am with it.
I step on dust, which is far more uncomfortable, but wearing my shoes in feels so illegal.
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I now find it strange seeing people talk about soaking garri because I'm still in my parents' house eating free food.
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乙卂卄卂 retweeted
Lmaaoo.
I just remembered a tweet where a man on this app said, "Your secrets are going to be pillow talks for me and my wife."
Then I remembered that there are some things you would be told that would put you in automatic danger.
You men are not smart.
