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darryl sutter punching air rn that the flames didn’t draft the farmer kid
After losing Rick Ball to Chicago, the Flames were desperate to get their ball count back up to 1. They were very motivated to make sure Kevin Bahl was part of the Markstrom trade.
Brad Larsen is a double agent for Columbus, trying to figure out how to make Gaudreau good again.
#Flames have hired Brad Larsen as assistant coach. He’ll replace Marc Savard on Ryan Huska’s staff.
Larsen last spent time as head coach of the Columbus Blue Jackets in 2021-22 and 2022-23. Nine seasons with CBJ overall.
You may think it’s unlikely that the Calgary Flames win the Draft Lottery, but with a 5% chance of picking first, that’s actually better odds than they had to win most of their games last season.
Ryan Huska is currently devising a plan to prioritize getting 3 players a goal in every game next season. “Clearly it works better than trying to make the whole team play well.”
The Calgary Flames are getting geared up for their most important games of the year (the IIHF World Championships).
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Hearing that Macklin Celebrini has told teams he will only play for the Calgary #Flames. Big update as we head towards the draft.
Considering how bad the Flames powerplay is and how good their penalty kill is, if they played the whole season on special teams, the games would actually be lower scoring.
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kelly and rick are planes, trains, and automobiling their way to carolina
PROGRAMMING ALERT: Sportsnet’s Calgary Flames regional production is not available today due to travel issues. Fans can still watch @NHLFlames vs. @Canes today on Sportsnet as we air the Bally Sports production beginning at 5pm ET / 3pm MT. 📺
The Calgary Flames have traded their broadcast crew for a conditional 2nd round pick.
Condition on the pick is that if the Carolina announcers mispronounce and Flames player’s name, it becomes a 1st round pick.
PROGRAMMING ALERT: Sportsnet’s Calgary Flames regional production is not available today due to travel issues. Fans can still watch @NHLFlames vs. @Canes today on Sportsnet as we air the Bally Sports production beginning at 5pm ET / 3pm MT. 📺
Hearing that Craig Conroy’s day consisted entirely of calling each of the 31 other GMs saying “Have any Russians?!” and then hanging up if they said no.
With tonight’s win, Craig Conroy is seriously considering going all-in and buying at the Trade Deadline tomorrow.
The team on the ice right now isn’t actually the Calgary Flames. You’ll notice none of their good players are actually there.
