FakeHipsterCop

I'm...alive? I think?

This look is so 2011 guys teapaw.org/elizashapiro/status/97…

Oh Christ. These assholes again? #FloodWallSt

Hey, did you know that @EWErickson thinks one of the greatest living writers is lazy? teapaw.org/EWErickson/status/4760… teapaw.org/EWErickson/status/4760…

Be gone with you, #OWS. I've got yoga this afternoon. #S17

#OWS again? Like getting the band that you've probably never heard of back together.

Cronuts? Really more into Briochenuts now. You probably haven't heard of them.

.@jonahnro I've been dying to kick @jamiekilstein's ass ever since he laughed at my favorite bow tie. #jonahfightsforcharity

Hey, skinny jeans can chafe, OK. RT @melissagira: Cops trying out Scandinavian moisturizer at Sephora. #copsdoingthings

Correction: I hate YOUR music. Hippy. RT @justinwedes Hipster Cop Hates Music (VIDEO) youtube.com/watch?v=XxA79rsq…

Duh, it's spring! Khaki is my life. Boring. RT @CassieAtMetro: Hipster Cop comes out for #m1nyc! #OWS bit.ly/IESa8l

Been planning my outfit for May Day all month, can't wait to stand beside arrests looking bored in my new ray ban frames and wingtips. #ows

Don't sweat the lawsuit, @MikeBloomberg. My civil liberties violations? You probably haven't heard of them. thedailyoccupier.net/wp-cont…

Whew... new docs on #OWS don't reveal my trip to Williamsburg consignment store w @HipsterDHSAgent looking for ironic bow ties #DHSOWS

I didn't take your camera - I only shoot on reel to reel. cc @TimCast #OWS

First sign of trouble and I'm grabbing your press pass. RT @allisonkilkenny: Hipster cop... in front of @JAMyerson and me... #fightbac #ows

Ultrasounds are so over, getting more into LRADs these days. RT @HipsterFetus: Ultrasounds, like most everything, sound better on vinyl.

Your tattoos are boring and so is @CitizenRadio RT @allisonkilkenny: NOW it's a protest. #hipstercop #m1 #ows twitpic.com/8qon1j

Like this fucking tool. cc: @RecallCam RT @kdrum: Friday Cat Blogging - 20 January 2012 mojo.ly/xtouF8