@FakeMTA

Patrick Hosken called @FakeMTA the premiere Twitter account of these modern times.

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Joined November 2009
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There was a time when we had to watch too much Thomas and Friends. youtube.com/watch?v=C6fHis92…
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Make chicken that’s anything but boring. Add some Hidden Valley Ranch Seasoning to your next meal for protein packed with bold ranch flavor.

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D train service has been suspended indefinitely.
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It there's a heaven, it looks like grand prospect hall.
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A free Coronavirus is a Jagoff downloadable poster, plus other alternate cover designs from the pandemic. pghcitypaper.com/Blogh/archi…
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This how NY niggas gotta get on the train now #CoronaVirusUpdates #COVIDー19 #coronavirus #coronapocalypse
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From March 13-June ???, the G train will be self-quarantining.
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Been thinking about life and mortality today. I’d rather die gloriously in battle than from a virus. In a way it doesn’t matter. But it kinda does.
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The C train is experiencing mechanical issues, due to irrelevance and feelings of inadequacy.
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Fake MTA retweeted
quiche@jerkolan021 Jan 2020
@FakeMTA pls RT me 👀
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We got the G train from Court Sq. to Hoyt-Schermerhorn.
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You: Thinking about taking the F train during morning rush hour to get somewhere in a timely manner. MTA:
NYCT Subway
@NYCTSubway24 Sep 2019
Replying to @NYCTSubway
Really can't emphasize this enough: bad, bad, bad idea. Exceedingly dangerous and unnecessarily disruptive. Just please don't, okay? Thanks.
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no one could have predicted that the lifelong failure-monkey who ran six casinos into the ground and ran an airline into the ground and ran a football league into the ground and ran a magazine into the ground would eventually run his presidency straight into the fucking ground
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Aruba, Jamaica, the E train's a-gonna break ya🎶
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Meet Hoyt-Schermerhorny singles in your area! Board a train now!
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@nypost14 Jun 2019
US farmers experimenting with hemp as China trade war drags on trib.al/QsOBzPw
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Delays on the C train, due to it being a laid-back, cool dude in a loose mood.
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If Fred Durst does it for the nookie and no one is around to see it, does a cookie still get stuck up an ass?
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If you want to do something funny on the train, pull someone's leg, not the emergency brake.
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New Quiz: Which subway train are you dating? F train: Will talk for hours about Wilco, weirdly secretive about Snapchat activity G train: Will disappear for days on end, baffling mood swings L train: Emotionally unavailable, keeps dropping hints about polyamory (1 of ??)
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