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I'm the fired fake manager of the St. Louis Cardinals. #22

St. Louis, MO
Joined November 2011
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Pinning this because it’s pretty much a nightly occurrence watching the Cardinals
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Roster Move: OF Jordan Walker has been recalled from Memphis (AAA). INF Matt Carpenter has been placed on the 10-day IL retroactive to August 9 (lower back strain).
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Dylan Carlson hits his first HR as a member of the Rays #STLCards
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every NFL, MLB, and NBA stadium/ball park/arena ranked (ranked by average review rating on Yelp, Google, Trip Advisor, and Facebook)
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The Chicago Cubs announce the future is not now, but 2025 and beyond. They move off the fence and become sellers at the trade deadline.
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After his first attempt in the #STLCards booth was rained out this year, there is a tentative rescheduled date of July 29th (per STL Today) The Rangers will be in town — a team Buck has some history calling at Busch Stadium
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#Cubs Colten Brewer broke his hand punching the dugout wall yesterday after being removed from the game.
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OTD: 07/04/2003🇺🇸 Albert Pujols takes Kerry Wood deep after a high & tight heater. Mike Shannon proceeds to give one of the greatest calls of all-time. RIP Mike🕊️
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Get that girl a cardinals jersey stat
Poor kid got whacked the beans by his sister during "take me out to the ballgame"
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Tommy Edman sprained his ankle while taking ground balls yesterday, so he’ll be off his feet for a few days recovering from that before he resumes his wrist rehab. Not a huge setback but not one anyone is excited about.
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I strained my asshole watching that “save” #ThatsAWinner
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OLI YOU STUPID FUCK HE HAD ONLY THROWN 80 FUCKING PITCHES. HOW IN THE HELL DO UOU STILL HAVE YOUR JOB?! YADI AND PUJOLS CARRIED YOUR IGNORANT ASS
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Whiteyball is back at Busch
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INJURY UPDATE: Nolan Arenado was removed from today's game due to a right-elbow contusion. He is undergoing further medical evaluation
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Gonna tell my grandkids this was Bartolo Colón
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