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Breaking: Elections Department investigating reports of unauthorised campaign poster by a 5-man GRC team ahead of nomination day. The poster has been found in schools islandwide. #GE2020 #SingaporeVotes #Soaper5GRC
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Public service announcement: Safe distancing rules have kicked in, and they’re enforceable by law. Please report any offenders.
Stomp:
Yes but what about this new Diamond Princess country you made up
DEBUNKED: The image of a tweet from CNA stating schools in Singapore are closed due to the novel coronavirus outbreak is fake cna.asia/2Uw4Ngt
New Joker movie origin story begins with CNA journalist walking 36km for his job.
(The video is actually really good, go see: teapaw.org/channelnewsasia/status…)
What’s it like walking across Singapore, from Chinese Garden to Coney Island? We hit NParks' new Coast-to-Coast trail - all 36km of it cna.asia/2uLORIW
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Breaking: @AP reveals mind-blowing secret pronunciation of PM @leehsienloong’s name, Lee Ha-zee-en Lahng
DPRK running guard 1: "Are we following this all the way to the Istana?"
Guard 2: "No at Orchard take MRT to Dhoby Ghaut"
#DidYouKnow: the new Challenger flagship store is also “of Bugis descent”. (As is Cold Storage, and a bunch of eateries.)
“What photo should we use for the retrenchment article?”
“The one that makes that asshole look most like a North Korean dictator.”
ST Sports Editor continues her journey to be fit enough to do a 5km run in 5 months, i.e. 1km a month, or 33m a day.
After you enjoy “Bridget Explains the Budget”, come back in August for “Rational Gay Sally explains National Day Rally”.
Congrats to @TODAYonline's Facebook team for winning our very first Singapore Alternative Fact of the Month Award!
