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Fake Urban ❌eyer (parody)

@FakeUrban

FOX College Football analyst, 3x national champion/Florida Gators and THE Ohio State University. (parody) [email protected]

 Dublin, OH and Siesta Key, FL
Joined December 2012
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Pretty sure the smoke means we might have a quarterback change soon.
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Prayers for sports talk radio hosts this week.
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We’re trying to ice their quarterback.
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WHY DO THESE PAC-12 TEAMS INSIST ON HURDLING OVER OUR DEFENDERS???
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keep up the good work, aaron
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Crazy that a team on the road has to settle for field goals.
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I am pleased thus far.
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Meow duck bitches.
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Game day.
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Relieved to see that most of the TV commercials this evening have returned to their usual lineup of cheesy car dealerships and personal injury attorneys.
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Pretty sure we weren’t ranked at this time in 2024. #DontFret
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at least we scored a touchdown
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Hoping “indefinitely” means just the USC game. #sad
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Turnovers displease me.
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because you’re clearly not fast enough to replace him. #AskUrbs
Mike Flanigan (@Boomerfishin) profile pictureMike Flanigan@BoomerfishinNov 1
Replying to @FakeUrban
Why is Lamar still Running back 1??
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we don’t have as many points as they do. #AskUrbs
Melissa 🇺🇸🅾️ (@MelBear26) profile pictureMelissa 🇺🇸🅾️@MelBear26Nov 1
Replying to @FakeUrban
Why are we losing like this?
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a dead wolverine #AskUrbs
Naht Ah Sellaht (@FoxyStinks) profile pictureNaht Ah Sellaht@FoxyStinksNov 1
Replying to @FakeUrban
Favorite childhood Halloween costume?
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with one more national championship than you’ve coached. #AskUrbs
Shane Athey (@ShaneAthey) profile pictureShane Athey@ShaneAtheyNov 1
Replying to @FakeUrban
Is Ryan Day a moron?
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Not surprisingly my reaction to that so-called question. #AskUrbs
Star (@j__star2) profile pictureStar@j__star2Nov 1
Replying to @FakeUrban
What? And The fuck?
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I’m busy fielding texts from politicians in a state I’m no longer residing. #AskUrbs
Patrick Glasser (@patrickglasser3) profile picturePatrick Glasser@patrickglasser3Nov 1
Replying to @FakeUrban
Can you please help with some red zone offense?!!
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