"Praxis was so easy. I aced it." Got a score of 100. #FakeSLP

Client comes in with Ataxic Dysarthria.... Insists on waiting for him to sober up. #fakeSLP

I'm so glad I got into this field, instead of something hard. #fakeSLP

I'm an SLP, a Speech-Language Physician. It's a lot like a nurse. #fakeSLP

Client has a profound unilateral hearing loss.... Fits with binaural hearing aids #fakeSLP

Apraxic 3-year-old needs AAC.... Dynavox. #fakeSLP

Child occasionally gets distracted by loud sounds...... Auditory Processing Disorder. #fakeSLP

15-year-old girl feels shame & frustration about her frequent prolongations & blocks.... Normal dysfluency. No therapy recommended. #fakeSLP

Tracheal stoma. #nofilter #fakeSLP

Patient coughs due to aspiration.... Recommends Sip & Swallow technique. #fakeSLP

SimplyThick is a very important food group. #fakeSLP

Client from China can't discriminate between /r/ and /l/...... Phonological processing disorder. #fakeSLP

Well the patient doesn't like thickened liquids..... So just give her thin ones anyway. #fakeSLP

Recommends a Passy-Muir speaking valve..... Total laryngectomy. #fakeSLP

Client shows bilateral VF paralysis.... Recommends vocal rest until it goes away. #fakeSLP

Administers the CELF-5.... No repetitions? No, it's okay. That's just a suggestion. #fakeSLP

Patient has word retrieval problems after a stroke.... Broca's Dysphagia. #fakeSLP

Patient comes in with a hemorrhagic CVA.... Administers TPA. #fakeSLP

Recommends a cochlear implant.... Conductive hearing loss. #fakeSLP

Can't we just call it "above the true folds?" #fakeSLP