Falcon

Crypto’s dumping on Jensen Huang’s hard-on

I’m no expert, but if a woman ever says something like “I’m just crazy about state secrets” and you’re the CEO of a multitrillion-dollar company, I’d say that’s a pretty big red flag

If you ever think you’ve posted something stupid, just remember what Trump posts on Truth Social

I calculated how much I would’ve made in crypto if I’d actually taken profits and hadn’t mixed up the short and long buttons. I’d be richer than CZ and SBF by now, for fuck’s sake

KOLs used to share lists of coins they were buying. Now they share lists of KOLs they think will end up in prison. Interesting shift

Ansem has carte blanche to call everyone racist

I was explaining crypto to a friend the other day ecosystems, memecoins, all that shit. And he hit me with the most valid question ever: “What the fuck is any of this even for?”

Dude makes a whole post about what a fucking asshole Ansem is, then Ansem replies in the comments and suddenly bro’s like “yo man, I respect you, thanks for replying”

Have any criminals actually been affected by FinCEN’s actions? I doubt it. The only people suffering are ordinary users trying to withdraw their funds from MEXC to other exchanges

Cobie has no haters by the way

Just sent a little money straight from MEXC to Wintermute’s wallet

It only took one step for Ansem to go from loved to hated. This was always predictable

Sanctions against MEXC aren’t that big of a deal. Most users are just depositing money to keep averaging down anyway. Not like they have anything left to withdraw

I don’t get why people are mocking @cz_binance, especially Elon Musk. He’s not a professional trader like you, so of course he’s gonna be wrong sometimes

US tech stocks are down 30-60%, and everyone’s like, “I think the AI bubble might be about to burst” Pretty solid take on what’s happening, and right on time

Overall Michael Burry was warning everyone about a potential crash in the US stock market

Democrats say they’re launching an investigation into why $ETH’s new ATH was only 1.6% above the previous one

North Korean hackers are now close to breaking even after the Binance hack