today I will eat two corn dogs

Deep sinkhole in rual Cambodia
Joined June 2025
I’m honoured.
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O god big bird
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my wife smoked when she was pregnant and now our son’s eyes have to flip up from his head like a miata
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Niggas call me the sandwich because I got my meat between my bread #Imfuckingthemoney
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just had a stroke of penius
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U.S. Government Confirms Recovery of Mysterious Alien Creature Near Roswell, 1947
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Replying to @kvwviiju
it doesnt help they're so good. chaos and xenos fans need to step up
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you too (reader) should download Battlestations Pacific
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AI writing's obsession with short pithy mic drop moments is so obnoxious and you can't unsee it everywhere
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Race X?
Everyday or week it's the same shitty variant of this post
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My morals are based upon integrity. My excellent parents grounded me with a civic duty to do unto others as I expected them to do unto me. To be kind to every living thing, regardless of race, religion & species & my education that taught me wisdom, virtue and to seek knowledge.
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"ain't no way this is-" yeah that's the entire point of gacha games, they're the waitresses at the casino that come by and entice you to stay with another drink while you're at the slots. it's the entire business model and it's exactly why players get so defensive when insulted.
Ain’t no way this is a gacha game’s home screen 😭
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They’ve crashed the borealis
POV: your nuclear icebreaker collided with a cargo ship in the arctic and now your phone camera is acting funny
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The white particles in the video are ice crystals from Arctic conditions, not radiation. The 2025 collision of nuclear icebreaker 50 Let Pobedy caused bow hull damage but no reactor threat or radiation release, per Atomflot. tass.com/defense/1905427 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Let_Po…
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Replying to @Pvelkovsky
Japanese corporations be like: Zaibatsu Industries was founded in 450 A.D as an inn for travelers heading to the shrines of Mt. Fuji. In WWII, we made furniture from the bones of Korean children. Now we make construction machines!
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Pskyer encountering a greater daemon of chaos in the warp
this subculture gave us one of the greatest reddit posts of all time and for that i’m eternally grateful
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England has eliminated Mexico from the World Cup.
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"there are months where no video games are played, and days where video games are played maybe 8 hours a day" -Vlaimir Illich Lenin
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chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u
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Replying to @HamonBeat
"I'm a larper and that good! I'll never be a fan and that's not bad! There's no one I'd rather be than me."
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What if they ultrasounded your balls and said “congrats its a boy”
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How ChatGPT is gonna be moving after getting its 18457894329 millionth request to increase the size of someone’s dick/boobs:
OpenAI has announced plans to let users “securely connect” ChatGPT to their DNA to modify specific parts of their body
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