'Ello Chinese has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's 'Ello Chinese man.

Got a stomach ache and I feel like dying about it high key, women are so brave

Not me ladies, I will stay at my lowest so I'll never see anyone better, you can't get more loyalty than thar

The fucked up part is all sympathy towards Ethan was held up on the scaffold of like they're hurting my family this is my family these are my children! and it's like, well I guess you can use that defence for one Saturday a month now lmao how can you fuck yourself this bad

Hating your bitch wife so much you carve a shrine of hatred towards her on your body he was operating on levels of boomer no actual boomer could ever dream of

Well it ain't all that right but it ain't all that wrong either I gotta say

You can always tell Steve Harvey prefers the black family so I always have to root for the white family because in this context they're the underdogs

You know, I'm still undecided, I think we need to have this discourse every week for another 10 years, maybe longer even

Remember how easy it used to be to get banned on here? Shitpost accounts used to have the lifespan of a mayfly

Ladies I wouldn't cheat on you no matter how many children you killed with the IDF, don't settle for anything less than that

The moral of this story for the ladies in the audience is to never let your fat dipshit husband lose weight

This is a good lyric and anti hero is a good song and midnights was a great album and you're all very wrong

Incel re-education camp yaoi, I think I'm on to something here, I'm thinking a stage musical

The difference is twitter told you to be upset