Massachusetts, USA
Joined March 2021
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Uncle Moe Szyslak retweeted
Hey @X I don’t want to see Giannis’ shoes on my TL again. What else do I have to do!?
Why do I feel like we are going to see a Derrick Henry passing TD tonight…
Where can I bet on that to happen??
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Clicked on one political tweet and it's now my entire timeline. Need a reset.
Golf. Beer. Football. College Basketball. Pat McAfee shirtless. Sydney Sweeney shirtless. Touchdowns. Fantasy football. Internet Invitational. Paige Spiranac.
It sucks when you have James Cook and you know if the Bills get to the 1 or 2 yard line there is a 0% chance he is getting the ball
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Someone is going to lose in fantasy this week due to the couple catches Christian Watson got after coming back in an Ambulance…and the winner is going to send a WWE gif…and I wish I could be there for it
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Uncle Moe Szyslak retweeted
We did this with @Sting in 1991 in WCW (vs Ravishing Rick Rude), and the industry has repeated it with great success in numerous circumstances.
My most sincere compliments to the @NFL's creative team.
Nicely done!
PS - Have you checked out The Roundtable? Over 1,000,000 verified views just on @YouTube and growing STRONG. You didn't think I'd have your attention for the moment and not promote this magnificent discussion?
Anyway. I digress.
I love football.
Even though it's pre-determined.
How is it that Thursday, Sunday, & Monday Night Football all start at 8:15pm…but TNF always gets to halftime before 10pm and SNF & MNF football often get to halftime after 10pm…sometimes it’s even closer to 10:30pm
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James Cook becoming Wendell Brown
Coach will run him to Goal to Go and then have the QB run it in or someone else score 🤦🏼♂️
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I decide to start DJ Moore last minute before kickoff…he is going to finish with -0.1 points due to one negative rush…
MINUS POINT ONE
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Uncle Moe Szyslak retweeted
Welles Crowther was a former Boston College lacrosse player who had a trademark red bandanna.
He was also working in New York on Sept. 11, 2001 when terrorists struck the World Trade Center.
This is the story of how he led people to safety on that fateful day 25 years ago.
Uncle Moe Szyslak retweeted
Remembering the moment Joe Andruzzi and his family helped the region & country heal following the 9/11 tragedy.
Watch the full 25th anniversary feature: bit.ly/3URb73q
Uncle Moe Szyslak retweeted
Some of the wildest stats in NFL history:
- The Bears have never had a 4,000+ yard passer in a season (106 seasons)
- All 4 of the Baltimore/Indianapolis Colts Superbowls were played in Miami
- Larry Fitzgerald in 17 seasons finished with more tackles (42) than drops (29)
- During the entire 2014 NFL regular season, the Kansas City Chiefs did not throw a single receiving touchdown to a wide receiver
- The Panthers have never recorded back to back winning seasons in their franchise history, yet they once won the NFC South division 3 years in a row (31 seasons)
- The Buccaneers lost 26 consecutive games from 1976-1977. This was their first 26 games as a franchise. 0-14 in year 1, then they went 2-12 in year 2.
- Every NFC team has played in the NFC Championship game since 2010, except the Cowboys, who haven’t since 1995
- Ryan Fitzpatrick led the 2019 Dolphins in Rushing Yards (243) and TD’s (4).. Dude was 37 years old at the time..
- Tom Brady never played a game in his entire career where he was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs going into it.
- For his entire career, Tom Brady has a better chance of getting to the Super Bowl (47.6%) than Steph Curry has of making a 3 pointer (42.2%).
- The Jets joined the NFL in 1970. They beat the eagles for the first time in 2023.
- The Lions went 70 straight games without having a 100 yard rusher. This was during the Stafford era.. it started after Reggie Bush rushed for 117 yards on Thanksgiving in 2013. The drought lasted almost 5 seasons before Kerryon Johnson rushed for 101 yards in 2018..
- Mike Vrabel had 12 career receptions during his career, and every single one was a touchdown..
