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Equal Opportunity Hater|Women's Suffrage & 2nd-A Respecter|Not an MRA|Not Rad-Fem|H-1B is a scam|ANTI-ABORTIONIST

Texas
Joined July 2025
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"You have no enemies, you say? Alas! my friend, the boast is poor; He who has mingled in the fray Of duty, that the brave endure, Must have made foes! If you have none, Small is the work that you have done. You've hit no traitor on the hip, You've dashed no cup from perjured lip, You've never turned the wrong to right, You've been a coward in the fight." - "No Enemies" - Charles Mackay
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We have made it to Friday, and we are all going to a grand Costume Ball with a historical weapons twist. What will you be wearing?
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Well. Didn't really expect anything to blow up on my little tee-totter account.
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ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ🥂N°5 retweeted
The under-appreciated aspect of the story is that the douche jabbed Walt multiple times. "Bye boss" when the first interaction was over. Then a cut of recording to the second interaction, where Carter could have kept his mouth shut but jabbed again with "Thanks for the $20" to mock him. People are reporting it like it all happened in one flow, but it wasn't like that. It was: >douche-nozzle tried doing his prank >Walt didn't appreciate it >separation - cool down period >then a snide jab from Carter to Walt as he tried to walk away to get the last word in >then Walt's blow up So everyone who has the take of "it was a prank and Walt over-reacted" are genuine retards. The issue was that it was consistent and unrepentant mockery when it was obvious that it wasn't appreciated or wanted. That 20 year old Carter Robert Porter should have eaten teeth. But thankfully Walt UNDER-REACTED, and now he gets to probably get a cool half a million out of it. I wish the world was as such that Carter could have gotten his orbital bone fractured and Walt ALSO get a half million, but hey, at least the mush mouthed wigger's career as an "influencer" is over.
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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No one harasses other people in my mentions.
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ꜰᴀɴᴄʏ🥂N°5 retweeted
Replying to @ryancduff
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This LARP is very funny though.
Currently on this season of 'Men Pretending To Be Women Online':
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When are you planning your top and bottom surgery?
Yes, please DO discuss how having children will require sacrifice and for you to not be so self-absorbed that you have to make a video about your misery. Also, you don't need to wear latex gloves when giving Tylenol and you should be breastfeeding, not giving infants formula.
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noticing that no one thinks the dad is narcissistic for being the main character….it’s just moms who are expected to fade away into frumpy side characters….….#interesting
The difference between having a narcissistic mother VS a happy family
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Currently on this season of 'Men Pretending To Be Women Online':
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Another one of these:
in the perfect world, women would need to have permission slips from their husband/father to be allowed to do certain things. driving, voting, jury duty, spending over a certain ammount of money, etc. women dodge accountability like children, so why not treat us like children?
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What is with the foreheads?
Somali-born Salim Said, co-owner of Safari Restaurant in Minneapolis, is sentenced to 30 years in federal prison for stealing $44 million through fraudulent claims for meals intended for impoverished children. Follow: @AFpost
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I can't wait till these smug shits gets humbled and their phones broken. Everyone is tired of their shit.
“I have four kids at home that went to bed without me.” “I have to wake up at 5am and hit 10 more stores” “You’re probably making money off of this while I can’t pay my mortgage.” “This is not a joke to me” This is the Everyman. He is now an icon.
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Y'all are concerned about her having sex with him, while I'm over here realizing bro did a line before this podcast
one of the most bizarre Ethan Klein videos I have seen yet about his affair
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Is this as bad as when Kathy Griffin posed with a bloodied, severed, doll head of President Trump? 🤔 (Sarcasm).
🚨 BREAKING: A Democrat has a Halloween display in Minnesota depicting Republicans being guillotined. The campaign literature for Republican State House candidate Jessica Johnson is placed in one victim’s hand. This is insane.
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The one my daughter & myself worked on.
I look forward to carving pumpkins like this again when my kids are a BIT older.
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🧵 The tax evasion was the whole reason you and your brother uprooted on over to Romania. You & Tristan didn't pay them between 2014-2022. It went to a civil suit.
14 days before indicting me with crimes in 2024, the British government stole 3,500,000 pounds from every bank account they could find around the globe and said I “evaded tax” hoping I wouldn’t be able to afford lawyers. :)
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