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Handcrafted artisanal webcomics farmed traditionally and locally sourced from @tableguyart. Contains #NSFWFH and other fresh obscenities.

Joined February 2021
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I always think cuck is cluck, does anyone else think that? Also I wanted to hate Jane the virgin, but i liked that show.. #NSFWFH #webcomic
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I gave birth to my pimple and got the equivalent of a perineal tear on my face when it ruptured #NSFWFH #webcomic
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PUSTULIO now I know where #invaderzim got that concept from #nsfwfh #webcomic
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I forgot to post my webcomic, this is like from 4 months ago #IVF #NSFWFH #webcomic
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#HappyValentinesDay my officemate has huge tits right now because we both fucked the same Petri dish and the doctor squirted it back into her belly. I’m had a very nice Valentine’s Day - hope you did too! #nsfwfh #4koma
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In 2021 i finished 500 drawings. And i earned $0. I was firmly reminded by management that this is not supposed to be a startup where reporting negative profits is anticipated by the shareholders #NSFWFH #webcomic
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Now it is my turn to mock! Finally I will have some justice! Very bad! Very, very, very bad! Ironically, wife made me redraw this one, incepted mockery #NSFWFH #webcomic
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I’m always getting mocked at home. All the time. Mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking, mocking. All the time! LOL #nsfwfh #webcomic
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The internet NPCs know more about us than our parents All the they would do is worry more than they need to #NSFWFH #4koma
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Where do you draw the line? A mass of cells or self awareness? #IVF #NSFWFH #4koma
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NO HUGS DONT SQUISH IT!!!!
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#IVF transfer day. I don’t know how she did it, but somehow wife has enough bladder control to pee for X seconds. I think my penis would explode if i tried that #NSFWFH #webcomic
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I forgot which comedian did this original flossing bit - Stupid dentist always trying to sell me crap Help settle a marital dispute: eyes open or eyes closed at the dentist? poll below 👇 #antidentite #NSFWFH #webcomic
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During your dental cleaning do you keep your eyes open or closed?
50%Open so I can see shit
50%Closed so I cant see shit
20 votes • Final results
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Holy shit its tied!!! The true answer must be one eye open and one closed
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Shallots always make me cry parts 1&2 of 3 #nsfwfh #webcomic
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You ever get jalapeños in your eyes? It’s sooooooo bad #Jalapeñopoppers #NSFWFH #webcomic
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