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Joined November 2019
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Replying to @SaeedDiCaprio
Last year, during an eclipse, my mom called to tell me not to look at the sun. I am 46 years old
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Anyone remember back when Tim Allen wasn't a cunt?
Who is the face of woke. Do wokees have a club house in someone’s backyard or maybe a cute yet safe playpen somewhere?
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Dang. That was dark.
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Just a reminder — the top three grocery stores reported total net profits of $2.3 billion in 2022 so far.    That’s $228 million more than the year before — $228 million that they took from YOU as a consumer.    CEOs are using inflation to cover up their greed.
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Replying to @hfxrebelyeah
If you can't pay your staff a living wage you're running a hobby, not a business. IMO.
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Russell Wilson and Matt Ryan have arrived in Denver
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Replying to @SaeedDiCaprio
Last year, during an eclipse, my mom called to tell me not to look at the sun. I am 46 years old
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ALMOST team first
Travis Kelce is team first
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Let's change the name of AR-15s to Ted Cruz since they are both so easy to f*cking buy.
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Pleas watch this and RT it 1 million times. Thank you.
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If Nova Scotia RCMP was this forthcoming, we probably wouldn't be spending $50M on a farce of an inquiry into the Portapique killing spree.
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The most memorable Ray Liotta appearance on our show, from May of 2015, and the time he called out @richeisen "Goodfellas" poster for being fugazi. RIP to this legend. youtube.com/watch?v=qntQr96g…
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Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
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Maybe I’m just old and out of touch, but basketball was so much more fun before each team started heaving up 30+ threes per game
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To be fair, ISIS is notoriously slow when it comes to getting with the times.
EXCLUSIVE: ISIS Plotting To Assassinate George W. Bush In Dallas forbes.com/sites/thomasbrews…
When a player doesn't want to give up his guns, and instead calls on influential athletes to help him turn schools into prison facilities
. @KingJames let’s work together to get ample security systems built for all those who don’t have them!!!! Are kids need us since our government won’t.
My life has gotten infinitely better since I muted @benshapiro
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Facts😂😂😂
This is who you’re arguing with about football on Twitter
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