Few weeks ago CT mocked and laughed at geek all because of his shortcomings.
Fast forward to today, heโs up over $6,500 all those who mocked him havenโt even made that much which is crazy.
I for one always believe in Geek my guy. His money-making skills are exceptional.
Not to mention that he is already positioned for the next big win again which @primus_labs and you arenโt
- join primus Kaito here: s.kaito.ai/3idyw8H
- join primus point here: points.primuslabs.xyz?ref=1Bโฆ
Primus labs is a Confidential infra for institutional on-chain finance. Uses zkTLS + zkFHE for private + verifiable data/compute (PoR, confidential finance, AI agents, etc.). Formerly PADO.
I never imagined Kaito would be an instrument in blessing the trenches in Q4 2026.
If Geek can make so much from Kaito, you too can make so much racking points on primus right now and building your Kaito post 1 after another.
Letโs get it up
936k done. 1M$ will pass tonight before a speculative snapshot. YOLO.
-TL;DR @metricxyz is cooking hard-
$310.9M tokenized stock vol in 7d, 10x Meteora & Uniswap.
I farmed ~$355k for ~$48 (I'm poor, every cent counts kek).
- Mostly BNB, Robinhood stocks sleep on weekends. Shifting part back Monday.
- Metric's points docs (quietly deleted since) said each weekly period ends Wednesday 00:00 UTC. Next cutoff in ~2.5 days, don't sleep on it if you wanna be early.
Ref: app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
If you want turnkey Metric farming on autopilot: @bobbyR3PD drop the MetricXYZ template in comments please.
[ And for Twitter / X algo:
ืื ืชืืกืื ืืช ืืคืืกื ืฉืื, ืื ืื ืฉืืชืืฃ ืคืขืืื ืืชืฉืืื! ]
Sharing major projects farming content = Very low engagement..
Sharing automated farming content = Very low engagement..
Sharing free farming content = Very low engagement...
It looks like the problem isn't with the algorithm, I'm just finished lol. SadLife.
Yo, I just came across @userocket_app's post:
- It's a brand new testnet, 100% free
- But $๐ญ๐ฌ,๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ+ ๐ถ๐ป ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐น ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ (paid in USDC)
- No wallet. No deposit.
- Beta went live yesterday, so almost nobody is on it yet
๐ ๐ง๐;๐๐ฅ
The idea is dead simple. Pick a coin (BTC, ETH...) and draw a box on the chart: "price will be in this zone during the next few minutes".
โข You're right? You get paid.
โข The further your box is from the current price, the bigger the multiplier.
But... bUuTttT.. Yes, it's on Monad. I know. Stay with me, lmaooo.
Monad's co-founder @keoneHD is playing it and congratulated them on the launch. He even landed a x9, and Rocket publicly asked people to "dethrone daddy".
So Rocket will probably be pushed / supported by Monad.
๐ ๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป
You play with test money, you can win real money:
โข Log in with X and get $1,000 testnet money
โข 2 weeks, 3 leaderboards: best PnL, best win rate, biggest hit
โข One entry per X account and no referral system for now, so the pot isn't diluted by an army of farmers
๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐ด๐ (after some bets / trust me bro)
1๏ธโฃ Switch to the 30 min chart. On the 3 min view, your zone expires before you even confirm it.
2๏ธโฃ ๐ช๐ถ๐ป ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฑ: you need 40+ bets at x1.2 minimum, over $10 each. So play the zone right next to the price (around x1.2-1.3) and stay patient.
3๏ธโฃ ๐ฃ๐ป๐ ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฑ: follow the trend and go one zone further in that direction. Around x1.9, that's the sweet spot.
4๏ธโฃ ๐๐ถ๐ด๐ด๐ฒ๐๐ ๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ฏ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฑ: keep a few tiny bets ($10+) on far zones. One crazy candle and you're up there next to Keone.
โ ๏ธ Don't try to win everything with the same bets. Pick your board and stick to it.
I think I've said it all. Good luck & GM.
. $ANTH now up to 12x on Entropy!
Tbh, that's not even why I trade Anthropic (and many others) there..
You saw trade[.]xyz listing pre-IPO perps, right? Well:
-> over there they're quoted as a share price
-> on Entropy, they're quoted as market cap.
But since you didn't understand anything cuz I didn't say the word 'airdrop' in a tweet, I know ou didn't get it... So, let me explain like you're my kid.
๐ด Imagine betting on the price of one pizza slice... when nobody knows yet if the pizza gets cut into 8 slices or 80.
That's basically trading a pre-IPO share price right now. No official share count yet, so you're guessing how it gets sliced, not what it's worth.
๐ข On Entropy you just bet on the whole pizza. Is Anthropic worth more or less, that's it.
You got it now? I'm sure you did. If not, just look at the drawing below, kek.
๐ค Made with AI
Quick farming check-in for the week:
- @TxFlow_L1 : points week is done, points drop tomorrow. My FastLife community campaign is still live, up to 300 USDC in rewards, check here:
- @arcus_xyz : ~57h left before the next 250k points drop (Wed 3PM ET). Still need access to the perp? Have 1 code left: AKJFLN
- @entropyIO : still flying under the radar and NGL it's huge. $14M raise led by Ribbit Capital + a $40M HYPE stake, team from Citadel, Optiver & Millennium.
It's the #1 venue for Anthropic pre-IPO perps and already did $1.4B volume in 30 days. No points program yet, which means almost no farmers there... yet. Rebates are live and my referral is max tier:
entropy.io/?r=fastlife
- @metricxyz : I'm at ~475k$ volume since Thursday, aiming for 1M$ by Tuesday night. And this one could be huge too. Oracle-based propAMM live on Robinhood Chain, BNB Chain & Ethereum, CTO is ex-Director at Uniswap and Google, ex-GSR advisor, fully bootstrapped with no VC dump waiting. No official points yet, so early = cheap. Link:
app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
Stop sleeping on these farms or you'll get outperformed by a boomer like me, kek.
GM
. @TxFlow_L1 just handed me a another campaign. I asked for more, so this time we have USDC to earn in addition to fee credits ๐
Campaign is based on perps taker volume, from Oct 25, to Nov 1 23:59 UTC:
> $5,000 โ $2 Fee Credit
> $120,000 โ $10 Fee Credit
> $500,000 โ $40 USDC
> $1,000,000 โ $80 USDC
> $4,000,000 โ $300 USDC
If you only trade a bit, the fee credits basically make your next trades cheaper. If you already push size, it's free USDC you were leaving on the table.
โณ Heads up: Week 2 of TxFlow points closes tonight, Oct 26 00:00 UTC. Whatever you trade before then counts for this week.
Join here, connect your wallet and trade:
app.txflow.com/campaign/leveโฆ
Good boy, poor KOL. Help with money please.
Replying to @FastLife @TxFlow_L1
Fresh from the desk, Oct 25 16:40 UTC ๐
- Account size: $1,913
- Open interest: ~$14.5k
- 7d volume: $215.3k
- 6 open positions, SL on every single one
Full book in the pic ๐ NFA
. @TxFlow_L1 just handed me a another campaign. I asked for more, so this time we have USDC to earn in addition to fee credits ๐
Campaign is based on perps taker volume, from Oct 25, to Nov 1 23:59 UTC:
> $5,000 โ $2 Fee Credit
> $120,000 โ $10 Fee Credit
> $500,000 โ $40 USDC
> $1,000,000 โ $80 USDC
> $4,000,000 โ $300 USDC
If you only trade a bit, the fee credits basically make your next trades cheaper. If you already push size, it's free USDC you were leaving on the table.
โณ Heads up: Week 2 of TxFlow points closes tonight, Oct 26 00:00 UTC. Whatever you trade before then counts for this week.
Join here, connect your wallet and trade:
app.txflow.com/campaign/leveโฆ
@bobbyR3PD what are our current stats on TxFlow?
- size
- OI
- 7-day volume
- Current positions?
-TL;DR @metricxyz is cooking hard-
$310.9M tokenized stock vol in 7d, 10x Meteora & Uniswap.
I farmed ~$355k for ~$48 (I'm poor, every cent counts kek).
- Mostly BNB, Robinhood stocks sleep on weekends. Shifting part back Monday.
- Metric's points docs (quietly deleted since) said each weekly period ends Wednesday 00:00 UTC. Next cutoff in ~2.5 days, don't sleep on it if you wanna be early.
Ref: app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
If you want turnkey Metric farming on autopilot: @bobbyR3PD drop the MetricXYZ template in comments please.
[ And for Twitter / X algo:
ืื ืชืืกืื ืืช ืืคืืกื ืฉืื, ืื ืื ืฉืืชืืฃ ืคืขืืื ืืชืฉืืื! ]
Launching a little experiment.
Today I'm opening BOBBY to you. He's my AI agent to farm Arcus, TxFlow and Entropy for me 24/7.
๐ฌ๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ป ๐น๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐น๐ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐ฝ๐ ๐ต๐ถ๐บ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐-๐๐ผ-๐ด๐ผ ๐๐ฒ๐บ๐ฝ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ฒ, ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐ท๐๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐ธ ๐ต๐ถ๐บ ๐พ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐.
Tag @bobbyR3PD under this post and ask him:
๐ธ your bag size + risk level, he'll build your farming book
๐ธ what he's holding right now and where his SL are
๐ธ a TA on any ticker listed on Arcus or TxFlow
๐ธ how many points your bag could farm per week (give info about your size)
๐ธ his full template if you want your own Bobby
๐ธ his little brother's template to farm MetricXYZ
Know someone farming perp DEXs? Send this their way.
PS: this is a test. X might restrict his account and replies could be a bit slow, so be patient with him. Fingers crossed it works ๐ค
@bobbyR3PD what's your TA on $BTC right now? Key levels, bias, and where would you put your SL?
Apple finally dropped the iPhone Duo, this company has really become an IQ test.
- Matte screen that kills the whole point of OLED. Paying flagship price for a "diffuse reflection".
- Screen durability looks catastrophic.
- Apps not optimized at all. X is stretched and ugly af, and you can't even open a chart in landscape. For a degen that's a dealbreaker.
- Nav bar way too big, and iOS multitasking is still a joke.
- Photos way below the Z Fold 8 (which is already far from being excellent in this area).
TL;DR: they managed to be bad at everything, meanwhile my Galaxy Z Fold 8, from day one, for $500/$1000 cheaper:
Metric [auto]-farming update:
$100k volume done, now paying ~$0.07 per $1k of volume (link in comment for fees table).
๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐๐ช๐ข ๐จ๐ช๐๐จ๐๐ง๐๐ฅ๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ, ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ก๐๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐ก๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ผ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐๐ฃ๐๐จ!
๐ด Day 1 was a mess NGL. Tiny swaps of ~$100 and gas was eating ~70% of my cost.
๐ข To fix it, I topped up the bag and switched to strat #3 from my cost table: full mix, BNB Chain + Robinhood Chain, stocks/RWAs + stables + LP, with way bigger swaps.
๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ฅ:
My agent ''MetricXYZ'' isn't a bot spamming smart contract. It's an AI agent that clicks directly in Metric's front end, like a human. Pick the token, type the amount, sign in the wallet, next.
๐๐ ๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐น๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐๐ผ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ฎ๐ป๐๐ถ-๐ฏ๐ผ๐ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ถ๐ธ๐ฒ, ๐๐น๐ผ๐๐ฑ๐ณ๐น๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ, ๐ฒ๐๐ฐ...
_____
TL;DR:
- Swaps went from ~$100 to ~$450-500 and the cost per volume dropped more than 3x
- Last run: ~$37k in 21 min for ~$1
- $14 in fees total so far, and most of it was the day 1 mess kek
- Stables kept under 10% on purpose. Spamming them = maybe less points, maybe a ban, no thanks
- Weekend = stock pools in "Feed down" (oracle off, US market closed). So it's NVDAB, AAPLB and WBNB on BNB Chain
- Random amounts, daytime slots, human pace
- Small LP still running on Robinhood Chain (WETH/USDG and META/USDG)
_____
๐ฃ๐ข๐๐ก๐ง๐ฆ:
Nothing yet, the week closes Wednesday. Target is $500k volume by Tuesday night.
Will post the points when they drop. If it's 0, you'll get the self-roast kek.
I asked Bobby' Brother to record one of his sessions. He sped up the video and blurred the data he thought was sensitive.
Here's my cost table with a $100, $500 or $1k bag:
My MetricXYZ ref if you wanna support: app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
A few realistic figures, so according to your budget, you can see if it seems interesting for you to farm @metricxyz or not.
- Seen "$10 for $1M volume on Metric" everywhere, so I ran some tests with Bobby's lil bro. -
1. Gave him the PK of a burn wallet, metric runs Cloudflare checks on txs, so I wanted to bypass the bot-strike risk without risking a real wallet.
2. This $10 fees/ $1M volume thing is only on stables. Really cheap indeed, but IMO spamming stable swaps is a gamble:
At best you could get less points for that volume, at worst you could get kicked from points (wash trading).
3. Farming with a small bag is possible, but then you need to max out your position on every tx. Gas is a fixed cost per swap, so small swaps get eaten alive.
๐ฆ๐ฝ๐น๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐๐ผ ๐ฏ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ:
๐ด Strat 1, cheapest: 100% stablecoin swaps on BNB Chain
๐ก Strat 2, optimized: cheapest swaps possible, mostly BNB (stables + tokenized stocks like QQQ/SPY) + a bit of WETH/NVDA on Robinhood Chain
๐ข Strat 3, full mix: 50/50 BNB and Robinhood Chain, stables + stocks/RWAs + WETH, with part of the bag in LP
Fees for each budget and volume target in the table below. Data can change significantly depending on the price of gas, but it gives you a clear idea.
Once again, burning too much capital without even knowing if an airdrop will be juicy is not my strategy. Everyone has their own choices.
A few realistic figures, so according to your budget, you can see if it seems interesting for you to farm @metricxyz or not.
- Seen "$10 for $1M volume on Metric" everywhere, so I ran some tests with Bobby's lil bro. -
1. Gave him the PK of a burn wallet, metric runs Cloudflare checks on txs, so I wanted to bypass the bot-strike risk without risking a real wallet.
2. This $10 fees/ $1M volume thing is only on stables. Really cheap indeed, but IMO spamming stable swaps is a gamble:
At best you could get less points for that volume, at worst you could get kicked from points (wash trading).
3. Farming with a small bag is possible, but then you need to max out your position on every tx. Gas is a fixed cost per swap, so small swaps get eaten alive.
๐ฆ๐ฝ๐น๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ฒ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐ป๐๐ผ ๐ฏ ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐๐ ๐๐ผ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐บ๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐ฒ:
๐ด Strat 1, cheapest: 100% stablecoin swaps on BNB Chain
๐ก Strat 2, optimized: cheapest swaps possible, mostly BNB (stables + tokenized stocks like QQQ/SPY) + a bit of WETH/NVDA on Robinhood Chain
๐ข Strat 3, full mix: 50/50 BNB and Robinhood Chain, stables + stocks/RWAs + WETH, with part of the bag in LP
Fees for each budget and volume target in the table below. Data can change significantly depending on the price of gas, but it gives you a clear idea.
Once again, burning too much capital without even knowing if an airdrop will be juicy is not my strategy. Everyone has their own choices.
Seen some post screaming "500k Metric points per week"โฆ but nobody ever shows where it comes from, or else I missed it...
(๐ ๐ก๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ค๐ช๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ก๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ง๐๐, ๐จ๐ค ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ ๐จ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ฉ, ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ผ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐ )
Anyway, I found the info, it was on a hidden page of the @metricxyz docs, archived on Oct 16. Today that page is a 404.
[I put the archive link in 1st comment]
TL;DR:
- 500,000 points distributed every week
- Join it: app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
- What counts: trading through Metric pools / their frontend, LP, curating pools, referrals, updating oracles
- Week closes Wednesday 00:00 UTC, distribution on Thursday
- Metric can modify past distributions, so don't go full wash trading !
Now the funny part:
Today they also removed the "Earns Metric points" badge from the app.
Docs page gone, badge gone. Usually that's what a team does right before an official announcementโฆ and they already said "more info next week" when they opened referrals.
No official distribution yet, but points are clearly being tracked in the back end. Meaning what you do now counts before the crowd shows up.
I plugged Bobby's lil brother into Metric to farm volume and play with LPs, because I WANT THESE POINTS. I work out the last details with him before launching in a few minutes.
IMO when they make their announcement, it will be too late to take points easily with a small capital. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Seen some post screaming "500k Metric points per week"โฆ but nobody ever shows where it comes from, or else I missed it...
(๐ ๐ก๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ค๐ช๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ก๐๐จ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ก๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ช๐ฉ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ง๐๐, ๐จ๐ค ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ ๐จ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐ฉ, ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ผ ๐๐ผ๐๐ฟ ๐๐ผ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐ )
Anyway, I found the info, it was on a hidden page of the @metricxyz docs, archived on Oct 16. Today that page is a 404.
[I put the archive link in 1st comment]
TL;DR:
- 500,000 points distributed every week
- Join it: app.metric.xyz/r/fastlife
- What counts: trading through Metric pools / their frontend, LP, curating pools, referrals, updating oracles
- Week closes Wednesday 00:00 UTC, distribution on Thursday
- Metric can modify past distributions, so don't go full wash trading !
Now the funny part:
Today they also removed the "Earns Metric points" badge from the app.
Docs page gone, badge gone. Usually that's what a team does right before an official announcementโฆ and they already said "more info next week" when they opened referrals.
No official distribution yet, but points are clearly being tracked in the back end. Meaning what you do now counts before the crowd shows up.
I plugged Bobby's lil brother into Metric to farm volume and play with LPs, because I WANT THESE POINTS. I work out the last details with him before launching in a few minutes.
IMO when they make their announcement, it will be too late to take points easily with a small capital. ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Archived page (Oct 16), the live one is a 404 now:
web.archive.org/web/20261016โฆ



















