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found this guy who started a podcast about his experiences with the mafia but he mostly just describes different types of food while borderline falling asleep
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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THIS IS OUR CULTURE
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are we comparing yandy diaz to THIS ted williams!?!
Like an umpire once said to a catcher disputing a ball/strike call on Ted Williams: “if it had been a strike, Mr. Williams would have swung.” Bring back normalizing good hitters getting special treatment. “If Mr. Diaz wanted to check his swing, he checked his swing.”
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my son's toy box contains: farm animal puzzle, baseball bat, stacking rings, plastic keys, ancient leather-bound tome with powerful runes carved into the cover, stuffed octopus, racecar, the most annoying talking dump truck imaginable
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Milwaukee Brewers fans showed up to tailgate World Series Game 1 at nine in the morning. The parking lot gates were still locked. First pitch was ten hours away. In old Japan, when ten thousand people camp outside a fortress at dawn with iron cauldrons, smoke, and provisions, it is called a siege. Milwaukee laid siege to its own castle. Out of pure love. With bratwurst and folding chairs. When reporters told Christian Yelich that fans had been lined up since nine, he said he was surprised it took them that long. In my land, a general knows the battle is already half won when his people light the morning fires before the gates even open. Nobody guards a castle like the Midwest in October.
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it's so insane that they don't show this on the broadcast
Fire up the Metallica. Here comes Trevor Megill
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The ONLY way is through Milwaukee #WinOurWay
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consumable you feed to a pokemon to guarantee it survives any attack with at least 1 HP
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Just talked to Timeless Ticket holder @dfoch23, and he’s unhappy with the Brewers’ offer to make up for sticking them in either the 400 level or standing room for the World Series. He showed me that during both the 2018 and 2025 NLCS runs, much better WS options were available:
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I see people talking about the hidden meaning in the Milwaukee Brewers' logo again. I thought this was obvious to everybody.
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If you're a guy in your early 20s, buy a gold harp. Go into debt if you have to
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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it rocks so hard that instead of building depth over the off-season, we're now just visiting the used car lot on a weekly basis and saying "i think that diesel over there might have a few miles left in it."
🧀 BIG MAN ON THE WAY The Packers are signing Mazi Smith, a former Dallas Cowboys first-round pick to the practice squad per @RobDemovsky
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"ahh, home sweet home!" (i step out the car door and free fall 20 feet)
Could this be the future of parking? 🚗✨
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woke up and it was 32° outside
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one good ting about video game, when enemy hit you, you feel no pain
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Seriously does not taste good @MillerLite
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last night we let the Suppan talk
NLCS champagne bottles are a reminder of franchise history: Players from Brewers’ postseason teams past and present, with the year they played.
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domingo santana is a beautiful name for a wine
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THE NATIONAL LEAGUE PENNANT IS COMING HOME TO MILWAUKEE #WinOurWay
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