Tim Schenck

You know what else the state would’ve live-streamed back in the day? The crucifixion.

Okay, after 837 days I’m leaving DuoLingo because I am so sick of them asking me to “open chests” at the end of every lesson. Enough already!

There was a time when, out of respect for the dead, the grieving, and the traumatized, nobody shared images or videos of the towers actually being hit on 9/11. This seems to have changed this year, and it feels like something sacred has been violated.

I am so sorry to hear this. The gutting of local newsrooms by conglomerates continues unabated. Grateful to you and your colleagues.

The only time I’m ever interested in hearing something about Harry and Meghan is if Bishop Michael Curry is involved.

(That’s Bethesda-by-the-Sea)

Honk if you need remedial English. (saw this on the first day of school in Florida)

Love it when one of our stained glass windows pairs perfectly with the gospel reading appointed for the day.

Java loves it when I vote by mail and then wear the sticker around the house.

Everyone can’t stop talking about The Odyssey and I don’t understand what’s so compelling about a movie based on my old minivan.

Okay, back to actual football. See you in four years, other football!

Rats. I should have referred to sharing the communion wine this morning as a “hydration break.” Missed opportunity. #worldcup

I can’t believe England missed that extra point. But wow. 6-4. #worldcup

I do wonder how much my teleprompter guy has earned off the prediction market by placing bets on my sermons.

We baptized a young adult this morning who first started coming to church after discovering my TikTok account. Which isn’t to say that TikTok leads to salvation - or that I’m a “baptism influencer.” But it’s a reminder that the Holy Spirit works in amazing and surprising ways!

Watching Messi play, and all I can think of for those trying to defend him is this verse: “Be sober, be watchful. Your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion, seeking someone to devour. Resist him, firm in your faith. (1 Peter 5:8-9a) #worldcup #fifa #messi

Met a toddler named Malachi at Trader Joe’s today. Yowza!

Had dinner tonight with a LEGIT war hero. Ever grateful.

You know, if you’re planning to do a “period liturgy” tomorrow, I do hope you intend to preach for an hour.

I’m confused. Are we celebrating Taylor and Travis’ 250th wedding anniversary today?