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Jewish, Baltimore born and bred, Government worker, interested in politics, full of snark but with a smidgen of hope for humanity.

Joined June 2011
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Have we considered whether the unique ability of Nvidia chips to carry out massive parallel processing using discrete cores united into a single GPU desired the world over was just inspired by Jensen's personal life?
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Not interested in hearing about his apparently endless stream of affairs anymore. Now I'd like some government attention on the whole "selling chips to China illegally" thing, thank you very much.
JUST IN: Former Nvidia $NVDA CEO Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with a second employee, bringing his total number of affairs to 3, Reuters reports.
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Two Iranian spies were planning to attack Western journalists for doing their literal jobs, and yet somehow we have yet to hear about this from the usual screeching "Democracy Dies in Darkness" journos. So curious.
Moment police arrest two Iranian spies who were hired to attack journalists in the UK critical of the regime
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The world would be a better place if more men (and women) thought like this guy.
Society has run off the rails. Married men & married women wrecking their families for a short thrill with a nasty hangover. That’s called a failure of wisdom & foresight. In the case of Powell, her career is likely ruined as is Jensen’s. But that’s not the most appalling part. It’s the legions of people on social media saying “Cheating is no big deal. His wife was ugly.” Let’s put this ball in your court. You’re married, you get an illness that disfigures you, or lose a leg in a car accident & your husband or wife cheats on you because you’re no longer “hot”. How would you feel? True love is unconditional. The depravity of this culture is sickening. I’ll make something succinctly clear. God sees things very differently. “Thou shall not commit adultery.” is the 6th commandment & an extremely grievous offense. The world may applaud such depravity but God does not. He sees the hurt it inflicts. It’s no trivial matter. NVDA has now lost $1.5T in market cap. God’s truth stands the test of time. It’s infallible & perfect. Adultery is something God hates because it destroys families & shreds the fabric of society. So yes, it’s a really big deal & no man or woman who lies & deceives is fit to lead others. Period.
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When I was young, I once heard my mother say to my father, apropos of a couple they knew, “How the hell did she find the *time* to cheat? We work so hard just to make time for each other.” And I thought it was a silly thing to say, but as an adult, I find myself with the same question. How did Huang find the time to be CEO and juggle a wife, what amounts to a second common-law Chinese wife, and a mistress? nytimes.com/2026/11/11/techn… via @NYTimes
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My amateur attempt at meme-ing 😂
🤖 Made with AI
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This is so so so good 😂
I Divorced My Trillionaire Husband and the God of Compute Let Me Respawn at 19 a microdrama inspired by Jensen & Lori Huang
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You’re not Jewish, not even 1%. Jewish law says so, not ethnoracist blah blah blah. And frankly you sound like a c*nt, so I’m glad you’re not Jewish. By the way, being Jewish is like being a woman. Either you are or you aren’t, there’s no cosplay that makes you as such. How appropriate you have “trans” in your username, since you are treating Judaism the way troons treat being a woman.
Replying to @transjewtalian
it’s so tolerated that “you’re only jewish if the correct parent is jewish or if you’re fully jewish by blood” it’s so sickening and racist and is constantly weaponised against converts, against jews of colour, against ppl who don’t “look jewish” and every argument that ppl
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Faye Hausendorff retweeted
Hitler find out about Jensen Huang's affair with Alice Huang.
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Read this whole thread - @CulperResearch outlined six months ago the NVDA/Jensen Huang situation. Most importantly, the details seem to indicate (see #15 in the thread in particular) that it would’ve been very, very difficult for Huang not to know what was going on. I’m now of the opinion that he knew exactly who Alice Huang was, and where those Nvidia products were going.
NEW: We are short Nvidia $NVDA. We believe Nvidia has a significant China problem. Please see our full report and disclosures now available on our website, link in bio.
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Trump wants to argue with God so badly 😂
“I do hate some of my enemies, and I always will,” says President Trump. cbsn.ws/4epCFnt
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And for this, I lost telework.
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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Is there actually a woman whose father willingly named her Jocasta?! 😬😳😱
BREAKING: Wisconsin’s newly elected Secretary of State JoCasta Zamarripa says her top priority is securing driver’s licenses for illegal aliens. Do you realize how insane that is?
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You read this and it just gets worse and worse. A VA caseworker actually suggested MAID to a physically healthy vet with PTSD who had experienced suicidal thoughts. What the hell is wrong with that country?! Depressed vet with PTSD: “I’m really struggling with everything, some days (paused uncomfortably) I even have suicidal thoughts.” Canadian VA therapist: “Great idea! So, when do you want to off yourself? I can get that on the calendar right now.”
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I am no Elon Musk fan, and I think his way of having children (multiple mothers, no actual nuclear family) is a recipe for disaster. But this woman is nothing but a common whore -of her body, of her ideals, of her religion- and the fact that she, and for God's sake the once-vaunted @WSJ, are now asking us to feel bad for her because she's a lower-paid whore than before is ludicrous. She's getting paid $20,000 a month for no other purpose than to raise her own child. The original $15 million/$100k per month deal was more than generous for just an NDA, which is a completely understandable thing for a man of Musk's standing and persona to ask for. And by the way, the "fixer" Jared did not sound in any way as if he was threatening her. Also, @stclairashley, babe, your hair is practically nonexistent because of all the Ozempic or whatever you took. Might want to use one of those $20k monthly payments for some quality extensions.
Ashley St. Clair makes serious allegations about Elon Musk in the new documentary. She discusses a proposed confidentiality agreement involving their child. The film presents a purported conversation involving Jared Birchall and documents describing $15 million upfront plus $100,000 per month. Elon has publicly denied the reported $40 million NDA offer. So what's the truth? Are these documents authentic? What evidence supports the allegations, and what has Elon actually said? We're examining the claims, questioning the narrative and giving Elon the fair hearing he deserves. Source: Musk (2026), directed by Alex Gibney.
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Criminally underrated tweet.
Replying to @Hpgabagool
AHHH MY TRANSPORTATION COSTS WENT FROM $100 TO $120 IM GONNA CUT IT OFF
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Faye Hausendorff retweeted
Please endorse me for Senate Majority Leader, Abdul. I'm an unaffiliated Jew and I hate Israel. I will do whatever you say, Inshallah.
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🙏🏻 😇
I'm just glad Ben Sasse isn't here to see what happened in these midterms.
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