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Respawned Shitposter. Occasionally intelligent. Freedom of speech gives me the right to hurt your feelings, and it also gives you the right to cry about it.

Joined February 2023
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Urban elf
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Because you consider a mass murdering child-rapist your "prophet" and your religion preaches the military conquest and enslavement of my people as your God-given duty.
I’m Muslim. I don’t drink, I don’t eat pork, I pray five times a day, I fast, I give charity, I believe in modesty and I worship Allah. You don’t have to agree with my religion, but why does my existence bother you?
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If you tell people that welfare-dependent Somalis in full Somali garb who need a translator to vote in our elections are just as American as the men who fight our wars Don’t be surprised when the constitution is abandoned. Because it will be.
You served to defend the Constitution. Your oath says so. And the Constitution gives all Citizens the same rights. If you didn't want to defend that, you shouldn't have served.
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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America has been here before
America is facing 2 paths forward:
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Nö. Du hast 3 Zeitbomben ins Fundament unseres Landes gelegt, die nach deiner Amtszeit hochgegangen sind. • Atomausstieg • Gasabhängigkeit von Russland • Migrationspolitik
„Ich habe das Land in einem besseren Zustand übergeben, als ich es bekommen habe“, versichert Merkel to.welt.de/6QfgObD
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Happy Exploding Whale Day to all who celebrate.
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Not a Christian, but am a "have slaughtered animals guy" When you kill an animal halal style its alive for awhile before it dies Whats that look like? Picture a cow in box. Google Rotary Slaughter Box if you can watch it Then you slash its throat. Not the spinal cord, you allow it to bleed out An animal done this way will vocalize, kick, you name it By vocalize, I mean scream. A cow with its throat slashed sounds AWFUL Mewling, gurgling as blood is pressurized and sprays Their eyes go wild, all over the room until the lights go out If you partake in this you are a savage and nothing more Taking an animal humanely is one thing, and owed to them if you ask me Being an absolute barbarian for your "god" or whatever is another, whomever it may be Halal and anything like it should be banned and.prosecuted as animal abuse in America, full stop
Just got lectured by a butcher because I wouldn't buy halal meat (I bought a 15 lb Brisket for my family but wouldn't buy the halal one). When I told him as a Christian I can't eat meat sacrificed to false gods, he called ME hateful. Apparently a Muslim asked them to do it and now they just push it on everyone. ​I quoted the Bible verse about not eating meat sacrificed to idols. This is exactly how Islam creeps in to erode our standards and normalize things. They introduce halal meat, tell Christians it's fine and just a butchering method (it's not, it's a literal sacrifice to Allah), and call you the bad guy if you won't go along with it. ​Stand your ground.
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Unironically one of the coolest things I have ever seen. And it's made in America 🇺🇸
Mechazilla catches Starship! Congratulations to the entire SpaceX team on this incredible achievement!
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Repost to terrify the british government
🚨WARNING: IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHARE THIS MEME IN THE UNITED KINGDOM🚨 So please do not share it Stephen Gray is in court today appealing his conviction for sharing this meme
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🚨WARNING: IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHARE THIS MEME IN THE UNITED KINGDOM🚨 So please do not share it Stephen Gray is in court today appealing his conviction for sharing this meme
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America is the greatest country in the history of the world and dimming that light even slightly has had massive consequences. But we are so great that all attempts to stop us have and will be overcome. America will own the stars.
Look at the rate of civilizational advancement from 1st flight to moon landing and consider where we’d be now had we not subsequently reoriented society around the idea that the entire world has a right to live here, vote here & receive legal, political and financial preference.
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Look at the rate of civilizational advancement from 1st flight to moon landing and consider where we’d be now had we not subsequently reoriented society around the idea that the entire world has a right to live here, vote here & receive legal, political and financial preference.
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Girl who thought she was average is recruited by an elite government agency who tells her yes, she is Certifiably Mid, but in a way that makes her beautiful to The Fae and her country needs her. Is this a horror story or the next romantasy franchise?
Replying to @eigenrobot
Isn’t there an advanced cultural anthropology post that points out that the most attractive Chinese women to Westerners are not the most attractive Chinese women inside China. In which case it’s almost arbitrage (although it makes spy training harder)
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Reminder:
Replying to @memeticsisyphus
truly socialists don't understand that wages are a cost and don't know the difference between revenue and profit. very basic things. not to mention how to economy is consent based which they ignore with the counterargument that if you don't work nature isn't free
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Reminder that there are literally no downsides to carpet bombing scam call centers
How many spam calls a day must the average American endure before we nuke the country of origin? This is legit terrorism.
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A couple watching what will carry their children and grandchildren to the stars.
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huge week for dudes monitoring situations
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Malfoid is officially canon! WB are sending DMCAs!
Really sad for my friend @AzratemES Their series is peak and an icon for the malfoid stuffs Also very sad for @CatG5835 I love their cute malfoid series What a sad day
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a communist crying about his wealth getting redistributed?
Hasan Piker says he was robbed last night
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