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@FestivelyPlump
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Joined January 2014
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Older Yankees fans, seeing Juan Soto turn us down for The Mets.
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Someone give Mike a bump!!!! #TysonPaul
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Replying to @liamgallagher
@liamgallagher deal is a deal. Pick up the ringer. Let’s boogie! #RodriLovesOasis
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Me, waiting for Yankees playoff baseball.
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Adam Levine is a never nude. Pass it on.
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Are we still enjoying the Adam Levine thing?
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Hear me out. An app to find out which tab on your computer, the noise is coming from.
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It’s not that they’re getting older, Leonardo DiCaprio just doesn’t like women who can rent cars.
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The year is 2089, a hot young rock band out of Glasgow called Nancy Pelosi, is storming the charts with their their hit single ‘Take Me Out to Taiwan’. (No one will get this, but it’s solid. Trust me.)
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Replying to @SYFY
@SYFY do your thing
Metro (@MetroUK) profile pictureMetro@MetroUK27 May 2022
A team of scientists at Northwestern University in the US have accidentally created overly-aggressive mutant hamsters following a gene-editing experiment. 🐹 They were trying to increase bonding between the lovable animals but failed. Let's Discuss 👇 trib.al/KQYbMqu
Hell hath no fury, like a cherry tomato forked.
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Replying to @obj
@obj ’s Super Bowl gloves and front row seats > A Mother’s Love Kanye won the Super Bowl in the first quarter.
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Keeping Up With The Kanye is way more entertaining.
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It’s becoming clear, that only climate change can kill Michael Myers.
Me flirting in the club #SundayNightFootball #SNFonNBC #TheReturn @SNFonNBC
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Do I post a photo where my mum looks hot and happy, or ya know... after I was born?
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Prince Philip just couldn’t bear to live in a world without DMX.
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Life’s free, but there’s a lot of In-App Purchases.
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Free Solo Cup
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2.2 billion children on earth. I hope someone’s leaving Santa some insulin.
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