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Connoisseur of average football, Bon viveur, Englishman

England, United Kingdom
Joined July 2021
He looks EXACTLY how you’d imagine
Gay people getting married didn't threaten my marriage. Black and brown people being English doesn't threaten my identity as English.
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Mad how these were totally normal opinions back then yet successive governments completely ignored the electorate time after time.
Britons' opinions of Multi-Racialism 1979. 🇬🇧🇬🇧.
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Josh doesn’t believe that English people exist.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 You don’t have to be White to be English
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Imagine my shock 😂🤡
“Worsening delays after nationalisation”, eh? Labour MPs summon rail bosses over worsening delays after nationalisation thetimes.com/article/39ab6cb…
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Putting an “interactive kids zone” at Celtic park is a recipe for disaster
Happy Birthday, Dear Celtic. Hopefully, by the time we are 145, we’ll have modernised the footprint of the stadium in a celebration of our rich history. It would make Celtic Park a 365-day destination.
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Love it 👏🏻
So much joy at MP for Josh. 🤍
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LucanFFC retweeted
A first official senior England call-up for Josh King! After joining up with the squad for our World Cup prep-camp, the midfielder is back with the #ThreeLions 🙌
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We shouldn’t have to live like this.
Update: two men have been charged with murder of Ezekiel Williams Samuel Hussain, 28, of no fixed abode, and Arman Uddin, 21, of Luton, both charged with murder.
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Go on the boy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Josh King has been called up to the England squad! 🤍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Fuck you and your cats Nathan
Can we ban private fireworks already? What is the fucking point of them. My cats are scared shitless for what... Oooooooooh pretty colours? Not to mention they're dangerous as hell if in the wrong hands.
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Inflation set to rise to 5%, interest rates up and Burnham is spending his time pontificating about slavery, a national embarrassment.
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Decent this
I made a football quiz game where the obvious answer is the worst answer. 7 questions a day, give it a go before midnight 👇 longshots.app
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🚨 NEW: The Bank of England is now predicting that inflation in the UK will rise to around 5% next year, up from 3.2%
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No other city is this weird.
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LucanFFC retweeted
4 years ago today Never forget
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25 years ago FFS
West Ham (A). Our first-ever #PL win on the road, on this day in 2001.
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Andy Burnham will never get bored of giving your money away.
🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham will tomorrow announce £40m in infrastructure and green energy projects for Caribbean countries
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How anyone’s votes for these cunts is beyond me
🚨 SUMMARY: Shabana Mahmood's reforms to settlement in the UK for migrants - Social care migrants who arrived before May 2025, earn at least £25,000 and meet their visa conditions will keep the 5 year wait to settlement, a U-turn on the proposed 15 years after Labour backlash - Social care migrants who don't meet the above will be given a "second chance" and face a 10 year wait - In another U-turn, 136,000 dependants of the eligible care workers will face a 5 year wait alongside their partners rather than having to qualify independently - Migrants who didn't arrive by small boat will face a 10 year wait if they work or study, or 20 years if they don't. Small boat migrants will face a 20 year wait if they work or study, rising to 30 years if they don't - The highest earners (£125,141+) will face a 3 year wait - Doctors, nurses, teachers earning over £50,271 and refugees arriving through safe and legal routes will face a 5 year wait if they arrived before May 2025 - The standard wait for most other legal migrants will increase from 5 to 10 years, down from the proposed 15 years - Migrants who breach visa rules or claim certain benefits will face a 20 year wait - Migrants will also no longer be banned from claiming benefits after gaining settlement - Anyone applying for settlement will need a clean criminal record, higher English language proficiency, no outstanding debts to the taxpayer and a record of sustained National Insurance contributions
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What a stupid day today has been for Britain. Migrant home sec asks migrants about migration. Decides migration is fine and you can pay for it. Calls that fair because she’s a migrant or something. Descendants of freed slaves demand reparations from the descendants of the people who freed them. Usurper PM open to it. Because… vibes? Oh. And don’t forget to make sure you’ve got 3 days worth of bottled water and baked beans in case everything you’ve paid for stops working. Resilience something something. 👍
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