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Wall Street home & work. Married.

New York, NY
Joined October 2011
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BREAKING: The Epstein Survivors just released a PSA telling the U.S. Senators to vote no on Todd Blanche as Attorney General.
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Actually, it’s only existentialism if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling anxiety.
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Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.
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Imagine coming for trans people when your entire body is a billboard for gender affiming care. @NICKIMINAJ…IMAGINE!
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The Suez Canal Bank rebrand event in Egypt
Katy Perry performs at the Suez Canal Bank rebrand event in Egypt.
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Calling on God to ensure I'm placed in the 2026 wealth and health package not the life lessons and toughest warrior package
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OK, I'm hiding in my pantry. What next?
The key to creamy cream-free soup is hiding in your pantry. bonap.it/eg1tE6R
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Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365
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Great Depression indicator
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If the number 666 is considered evil 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
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jury duty is a wild concept. whenever the government wants, they can just be like “call off work bestie, we need you to solve a murder 🥰 here’s fifteen dollars.”
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when the sandwich starts getting messy so u gotta start eating it from the back
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All these white people mad about Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl performance… I hope next year they get Bad Bunny performing the whole set in Spanish.
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Brian P. retweeted
romanticize your life, take pretty pictures, feel like the main character, light up a candle, read books, go for a walk, dance to your favorite music, buy yourself presents, do whatever you want, be happy - this is your life, don’t let anyone take it from you
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Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna
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Just in time for Halloween season, Spirit Airlines has filed for bankruptcy.
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this has all the top three american pastimes: eating burger, filming content, and being hit by a car
Influencers were hit by a car while reviewing a burger inside a restaurant
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Brian P. retweeted
a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me
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