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Joined February 2011
"Closet" a horror short film I wrote which was directed and filmed by @FiascoPictures is an official selection at @UnderexposedYC #horror
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No, you're the puppet! #debatenight
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Check your facts, folks. This is an actress named Samara Weaving from #AshVsEvilDead. This is a make-up test. Sad. xitter.cf/cons_nation/status/739…
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I am here to chew gum, and sob like a little girl... #RIPRoddyPiper
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Boom! #Windows10 - already a hundred times better... already stoked for #Windows11
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Oh yeah? Well my dentist can kill a panda with one punch.
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Game of Thrones is savage
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"It's gonna be hard for a duck to hold a gun" Joe Saich, 2015, setting up a military skirmish in the living room...
Mav would yell "I got the need" and I'd finish his sentence, we were so close back then.#BrianWilliamsMisremembers
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A little bit of magic in the chicken's water this morning... instagram.com/p/xUbihRw2v3/
#JoeCocker finally explodes. RIP, crazy ol' bugger.
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Snoopy, a wooden thing from the Vatican, Santa, a T. rex, a manger and Marvin the Martian. My tree rocks.
Only on my Christmas tree does a ceramic angel and a plastic stegosaurus make perfect sense.
I really hope that by some massive cosmic coincidence that the very first same sex couple married in NC are called Adam and Steve.
Watching The Cable Guy with my 93 yr old Cuban mom in law... With the volume at 77%. #deafeningwhispers
The warm-air hand drier is the biggest lie ever perpetrated on the American people.
Far too self-conscious for a mid life crisis or a nervous breakdown. Considering becoming a serial killer instead. #ItsAlwaysTheQuietOnes
I hate people who call their pets 'fur babies'. As opposed to what, 'skin babies'..? All of them. I hate them. Hate. #Itsadog.