in the grimdark future, only 2 factions remain: the pure lovers of eggnog, and the Satanic communists.

The Islands, via West Virginia
Joined May 2022
Replying to @MPRoomba
One day, this will be real.
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"Fellow sheep, please vote for this wolf, he will protect us."
Help get @abdulelsayed elected to the senate! Jewish safety depends on a real multiracial democracy—and Abdul is the one fighting to protect it. Get involved and help at abdulforsenate.com/vote go.abdulforsenate.com We know how much it matters to live in a country where our rights are protected, where the law applies equally to everyone, and where the majority can’t just decide that some people don’t deserve the same freedoms. The safety and freedom we’ve found in America didn’t happen by accident. They exist because of democracy. And protecting democracy means protecting Jewish safety, too. We know what happens when those protections start to break down. When courts are weakened, elections are undermined, and people lose equal protection under the law, minorities are often the first to pay the price. Jews have seen this throughout our history. It’s one of the reasons so many of our families sought refuge in democratic countries. That’s why I find it so alarming to see what’s happening right now. When masked government agents are taking people off the streets and citizens are being shot in public, we should all be worried about where things are headed. As Jews, we know that when a government starts targeting certain groups of people, no one should assume they’re safe from what comes next. Mike Rogers has chosen to align himself with a movement that is willing to attack our democracy. He stood with Trump and refused to accept the results of the 2020 election. And now we’re seeing what happens when a political movement treats the rights and dignity of certain people as disposable. For Jews, these things should set off alarm bells. Jewish safety is tied to the health of our democracy. We can’t protect one without protecting the other. And in this Senate race, Abdul is the candidate who understands that and is willing to fight for it. #abdulelsayed #democracy #jewish #midterms
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A. Based Japanese-san. B. I am using "the weaker the dog, the louder it barks," from now on. Great phrasing.
Replying to @ChinaShock3
だから何?だから従えと? なぜ中国って何に対しても 自慢投稿が多いのだろう 弱い犬ほどよく吠えるのかな そういうのアメリカは聞いたことない もっと凄いはずなのに 🇨🇳はまず民度上げてサルみたいな国民 をどうにかしなきゃ 路上に痰吐くのほんと気持ち悪い
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To be fair, the Speaker of the House of Delegates is also a convicted felon, so... apparently won't be disqualifying.
“Defendant” @SenLouiseLucas Soon, “inmate”
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We keep reminders of history, both good and bad, for a reason. The communist destroys reminders of history, both good and bad, also for a reason. There is no good in their reason.
HITLER’S EAGLE’S NEST set ABLAZE — BILD SUSPECTED ARSONIST ARRESTED — FLAMES SEEN from KILOMETERS AWAY
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Trannies have to use a dilator for hours everyday to keep the hole from healing completely shut. Because it is a castration wound, being manually held open instead of being allowed to heal. Vaginas don't require that. Thanks for attending Bio 101.
You can tell how much transphobes hate all women because referring to a vagina as an "open, festering wound" is the kind of misogyny you really have to work at.
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Everyone will forget in 4 years and she will win by 10 points. Shelley Moore Capito us one of the most left senators in DC, but she tones that down for election years, and floats through the primaries every time. 5 years of voting against her constituents, 1 quiet. It works.
She doesn't understand she destroyed her political career. She is quite literally getting ratio'd on EVERY SINGLE TWEET.
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We know what needs to be done.
Judge: “The defendant put himself in this situation” UnFuckingbelievable
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You just proved why they are a flight risk and undeserving of bond. They have lived, illegaly, in our communities for years evading law enforcement. Thanks for playing, commie.
Today, the Fifth Circuit stripped immigrants facing detention in Texas, Louisiana, and Mississippi of their right to due process. People who have lived in our communities for years, even decades, can now be locked away with no chance to see a judge or ask for bond. It’s a radical departure from decades of legal precedent and violates the Fifth Amendment of the Constitution, which protects everyone. This ruling leaves tens of thousands of people imprisoned without the government ever having to say why. It is wrong, and we will keep fighting.
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When the Führer Stefanski calls a sweep to Reich B. Robinson to foil the enemies blitzkrieg
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While individually yes, the 49ers will struggle to handle a single Bijan Robinson or Drake London in a head to head matchup, their logistical advantage, industrial capacity, and ability to replace lost assets efficiently far outweighs those 1v1 losses.
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The 49ers new logo for playing against the Falcons on Sunday… 👀
🤖 Made with AI
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Can't believe @Eagles new logo design
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Pablo Dax retweeted
"I assure you, it stands for Strong Safety"
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Pablo Dax retweeted
Replying to @AtlantaFalcons
Heard y’all have a secret weapon
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AI is giving us unprecedented levels of trolling, and some of you are still blackpilling? NGMI
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Falcon of the 3rd down.
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Pablo Dax retweeted
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The Bird Reich 🫡
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I must say, I was not expecting to wake up this morning to see that the Atlanta Falcons are preparing to invade Poland
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New 30 km/h area speed limit signs will be posted at neighbourhood entry and exit points. Once you enter a signed area, the 30 km/h speed limit applies throughout the local road network until you leave that area. Slower speeds help reduce the risk of serious collisions and make neighbourhood streets safer. Learn more about the change: toronto.ca/LocalSpeed
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