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Professional Florida Man 🀠 Professional Swamp Lord 🐊 Professional Patriot πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Adeptus Veterinarius πŸ—

Florida, USA
Joined September 2025
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Giving "going postal" a whole new meaning! Just kidding, that's actually exactly where the term comes from πŸ’€πŸ€£
What one of you was this?
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YOU HAVE BEEN INDUCTED INTO THE HAWGLUMINATI MEETINGS ARE AT APPLEBEES ON JOYNER ST SUNDAY 7PM BRING YER OWN PISS JUG OR MAKE ONE IN THE PARKIN LOT MORE WILL BE REVEELED - sent from β€˜08 Ryobi Vril Staff -
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I thought about going out somewhere for Halloween but the only places I know doing stuff are all bars I used to go to, and I have no friends around to go with and also am not drinking, soooo PlayStation and ice cream it is 🫑🀣 No trick-or-treaters when you're in the middle of a swamp πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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We're trying @bigrigpyro method for the beans and bacon today πŸ€” Bacon smells so damn good, dude
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Well, see.. The problem is... Are you missing any kitchen utensils?
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The fridge full of red bull and other energy drinks for the employees is a huge bonus of working overnights 🀣 there's also more food here then I have literally EVER had in my house. I'm going to get fat πŸ˜†
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Someone got reeeeeeal comfy
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The team at the ER is fucking FANTASTIC. Every single person there is so competent, compassionate and really knows what they're doing and that makes everything SO smooth 😎 I'm so excited to go back tonight 😁 staying awake is the only hard part πŸ˜…
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First overnight commencing in 50 minutes! 😬😁 I'm super excited, I can't even put it into words. I hope they like me πŸ₯ΉπŸ€£
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Whole fuckin' squad is Black Templar! 😎 That's amazing. For the Emperor!
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TOMOROWS HOMESCHOOLIN LESSON FOR MY GRANKIDS EVERY DAY I WISH GOD WOULDA TOOK JEFF GORDON INSTED - sent from β€˜02 Ford Taurus w/ β€œ3” The Intimidator Decals -
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Bruhhhh 🀀 I wish I could send smells through X
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DEFINITELY love the Japanese people. And Koreans πŸ˜πŸ˜‰
My American brothers and sisters! Whenever I ask you what you love about Japan, you say FOOD, ANIME, SAMURAI, and NINJAS! COME ON, BROTHERS AND SISTERS! I KNOW YOU GUYS LOVE THE JAPANESE PEOPLE TOO! STOP BEING SHY AND JUST ADMIT IT! 🀣
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It feels so good to be back!
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Ooooooh mama that shit's good
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The Emperor protects!
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So much nicer 😎
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Floors fixed! 🫑🀣 No more soft spots, but there's a little uh.. variance. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
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Beans and bacon, baby! 😎
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Finally cleared a path out down to the lake! πŸ₯°πŸ˜ Fishin' time soon! AND we're building a fire pit! Maybe having my Dad move in isn't all that bad (sometimes) πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ He just fell off the roof, though. That was exciting πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ (he's ok)
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