The artist formerly known as financial tailor.

Durham, NC
Joined June 2012
I'm right, you're wrong, you've got a closed mind, and I don't want to talk about it.
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said “oh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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Why is the challenger in every French election Le Pen? Isn't there anyone else in that country besides Macron and Le Pen?
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The moat has been filled with the bodies of those who didn't bend the knee to the Khan.
there is no moat
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“We want onion futures!” CME:
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Turns out a lot of knowledge workers weren't that intelligent.
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The ads when you turn 40.
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Elon uses twitter the opposite of everyone else, he posts his crazy stuff on his main public account, then uses burner accounts like Doge Designer to post Tesla PR, product updates, etc.
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Wow you are a moron. There is literally zero chance of $2 per share.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It hit $2/share x.com/MebFaber/statu…
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Happy 5-year anniversary to those who celebrate. $UPST
Omg too funny he likes $UPST but doesn’t even know what they do..😂😂😂 This is why I never watch CNBC…makes you dumber!!
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These were really cheap compared to every other brand in the store. I know it’s your last name, but maybe call it something else.
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Look at him, thats my Qual. Your what? My Qualitative! My vibe specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face. I'll give you a hint, his name is Jayden. He won a local poetry competition in bushwick! Yeah I'm sure of the vibe.
Quant firms are hiring idea guys, not quants I've been skeptical about the whole - software is commoditized, ideas are the moat argument But I've seen first hand the best quant and technical firms in the world hire thinkers, liberal arts grads, and generalists I predict the trend accelerates Letter from @AQRCapital below
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THIS IS GONNA GO SO HARD AT THE CLUB
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European leaders discussing new requirements for cookie banners
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It’s time to build
u dont really hear about construction paper much anymore
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I'd rather have an economy that makes 1,000 millionaires than 1 billionaire.
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"create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets"
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"create an image of what the world would look like if I were in charge, based on my tweets"
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Add the Fed Funds Rate to this chart, and it all becomes clear
American teens are becoming straight again, with - especially - female bisexuality in sharp retreat in the youngest cohorts. via @jean_twenge: generationtechblog.com
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Lab stuff
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