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Alas, that these evil days should be mine.

Joined April 2011
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“Now we’ve both been shot in the face” - Stormy Daniels
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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
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"We cancelled a Song from the 1940s called "Baby it's cold outside" yet at the same time the #1 song in this nation was "W*t a$$ p*$$y"
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Cybertruck Delivery Event teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1ZkKzjaBd…
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opening hinge for the first time in 3 months
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Today feels like its gonna be a fuckin dope ass day
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Turner Classic Movies has been a fixture in my life for as long as I can remember. It’s a holy corner of film history — and a living, breathing library for an entire art form. Please don’t fuck with ⁦@tcm⁩. indiewire.com/features/comme…
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I did it again. Avoided doing something at work for weeks that legit took me 5 minutes…..
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And YouTube tv is the official sponsor of the nba lol
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Harry Potter named all his kids like some nerd who had just finished reading Harry Potter.
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Only 4 quarterbacks have started a game under James Franklin and all of them have been drafted.
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Liftoff of Starship!
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The ball’s been in her court for a couple years now
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🍝 15TH CAREER HAT TRICK 🍝 60TH GOAL OF THE SEASON 🍝 300TH CAREER GOAL
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CSPAN in the motha fuckin hooouuussseee!!!!
Exchange between @jonstewart and @DepSecDef Kathleen Hicks on the defense budget: "I can't figure out how $850 billion to a department means that the rank and file still have to be on food stamps. To me, that's fucking corruption."
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Markiplier makes me feel so seen in this clip. ADHD fucking sucks. Mark is such a cool dude man…
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Why "centrist" is often used incorrectly: Imagine that liberalism (in the classic sense: free speech, free markets, equality of opportunity, etc.) is a house. There are lots of people in that house, but let's simplify it to liberal progressives and liberal conservatives. 1/
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I think you should see this
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Text to video is here. And it is at the demonic phase.
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