MDZS + FFVII | Wangxian, Sefikura | she/her | 30+ | stringing random words together & hoping for the best | occasionally ๐| pfp: @2istoomany | AO3: PixieLeader
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#BabyLWJSeason
Babyji: *slaps your hand away from the refresh button on AO3
You: *surprised Pikachu
Babyji: Time to play with the bunnies ๐ค
Babyji has spoken
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We have often witnessed wei wuxian addressing lwj as his husband but imagine lan wangji referring to himself as 'yiling laozu's wife' as a joke (not really) and wwx just.....ends up popping a boner on the spot.
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๐ ATTENTION BOTTOMJI ENJOYERS! ๐
A new iteration of the Bottomji Big Bang will be coming soon โ the Bottomji WIP Bang! Mark your calendars, for sign-ups will open on January 23, 2027! ๐ฆ
ALT stay tunedโฆ
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Lan Wangji, age 15, is the most dramatic Lan to ever Lan, just quietly.
So when an infuriating guest disciple arrives and LWJ suddenly experiences hot flushes, irregular heartbeat, sweaty palms, and shortness of breath, he comes to the only logical conclusion.
He's dying.
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Travelling between time zones affects Wangxian in different ways
LWJ: Completely wiped out. Body clock goes HAYWIRE, gets sick with a stomach bug and head cold. Lives the horizontal bed life for weeks eating soup
WWX: Makes no difference. His body clock was never normal anyway
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Happy Wei Ying day everyone โฅ๏ธ
Celebrating this year with Yilling Laozu!
#้ญๆ ็พก1031็ๆฅๅฟซไน #1031้ญ็ก็พจ็่ช็ฅญ
LWJ who writes self insert fanfic about being sold to the YLLZ suddenly finds himself isekaied into his own fanfic:
LQR: Be good Wangji, you *must* be good, he is too dangerous to cross
LWJ, looking at YLLZ who's waiting to marry him: *rips off forehead ribbon*
LQR: WANGJI NO!
LWJ, letting himself fall into the trope: I must, Shufu, the plot demands it
LQR: Wangji, your father might have sold you to protect the family, but I promise you, I will find a way out of this! I will save you!
LWJ: I'm sorry, Shufu, but there is no way. This is my fate
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This is inspired by @twingaysofgusu and @cicerfics text posts about fanfic writing LWJ. I thought those were so hilarious that I had to draw it.
Links to original text posts in comments.
#MDZS #MoDaoZuShi #WangXian
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modern dad wwx comes down with a debilitating migraine, so he asks for his bf lwjโs help to babysit a-yuan while he lies down in the dark for a couple hours
lwj is delighted, but 3yo a-yuan is over the moon!
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Bug surprise!
Based off of @/lotolirios's tweet! ๐๐ (linked below)
#mdzs #modaozushi #lanwangji
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A-Yuan coming up to lwj to hand him random rocks and flowers he picks up while he's busy at his desk. Lwj only extends his hand and receives, automatically, until he deposits something that...moves.
Lwj jumps, hand throwing away whatever it was. A-Yuan screams, ink is spilled.
